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If they will come in sex robot flavor, where will they put the robocoochie?
you also need a minotaur in the maze too.
The window to defeat the unholy alliance of fascists, technofeudalists and plutocrats in the USA is rapidly closing. After they can field such robots in mass, it's going to be over. Forever.
If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die
My human ass would gather my tribe and fuck that thing up bro it looks scary but nothing stands up to the sharp stick meta
Orisa
I am simply following my programming.
Do you need a hug?
Threehalves? So... Manbearpig?
Al Gore: "I told you guys! I said I was Super Cereal."
what the fuck
this is on the offical website
it can't get any more threatening than this
Looks like something from the SCP wiki
Don't worry, they made sure it's killable!
inverse airbag safety
I'm pretty sure they know exactly what they're doing.
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I'm gonna fuck it.
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spoiler
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Only if it doesn’t fuck you first
Either way I win.
Yeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I'll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
Well SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
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Finally we're getting to the real sexbots
VIbes of the 7 foot tall 7/11 stocking robot.
Oh boy! I get two new nightmare demons today!
Yay I can hardly wait for hordes of these things owned by governments and corporations to be armed and active around the globe!
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alright, i actually kinda fuck with nightmare robots thats cool
It shoots a slippery white gel from its undercarriage to cause crimilals to slip up and get confused and trapped and hnnnngh
jfc, could they make it any more fucking ominous?
Plus, the whole "you can easily disable it by puncturing the lung-analog air tank in its torso with a weapon or projectile" and "the horns are to slow it down moving through doorways" bits. What exactly are you trying to design against again because that sounds like a creature, or at the very least something autonomous, not a remote operated robot.
It's a teleoperated robot, not an autonomous machine. They're designing against bad actors who might use the robot as a murderbot
Surely this is satire, right?
No, it is satyress.
Did you not read the company name...?
Now that's comedy.
Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the "hand" and they're all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe.
Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it's real/credible as well.
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Why does it need four legs??? Why centaur??? Can we not???
Two-legged walk cycles are very complicated and unstable.
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You didn't ask, but the horns are so it can't fit through the door (and kill you)
Actually, according to the website the horns are cameras providing a wider view so it is more capable of doing its job. Very functionally necessary. 😁
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