▲ 513 ▼ I can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionaire (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 month ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 86 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 35 points 1 month ago (2 children) https://www.satyress.com/ permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 month ago (3 children) jfc, could they make it any more fucking ominous? Plus, the whole "you can easily disable it by puncturing the lung-analog air tank in its torso with a weapon or projectile" and "the horns are to slow it down moving through doorways" bits. What exactly are you trying to design against again because that sounds like a creature, or at the very least something autonomous, not a remote operated robot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] treadful@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) Surely this is satire, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the "hand" and they're all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe. Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it's real/credible as well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago No, it is satyress. permalink fedilink source parent [–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Did you not read the company name...? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago Now that's comedy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (1 child) "You can stop it with any handgun" sorry, dark mode users permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago (1 child) It was supposed to be white? I see it black on my dark mode permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago That's the problem, due to a transparent background it's black on dark, making it near-invisible permalink fedilink source parent [–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago It's a teleoperated robot, not an autonomous machine. They're designing against bad actors who might use the robot as a murderbot permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) It even has a fucking CHAINSAW attachment ffs! 🤦🏻 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) I mean, how else is it supposed to slice its way inside a burning house or forest to rescue people? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago Positive thinking! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 month ago (3 children) jfc, could they make it any more fucking ominous? Plus, the whole "you can easily disable it by puncturing the lung-analog air tank in its torso with a weapon or projectile" and "the horns are to slow it down moving through doorways" bits. What exactly are you trying to design against again because that sounds like a creature, or at the very least something autonomous, not a remote operated robot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] treadful@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) Surely this is satire, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the "hand" and they're all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe. Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it's real/credible as well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago No, it is satyress. permalink fedilink source parent [–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Did you not read the company name...? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago Now that's comedy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (1 child) "You can stop it with any handgun" sorry, dark mode users permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago (1 child) It was supposed to be white? I see it black on my dark mode permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago That's the problem, due to a transparent background it's black on dark, making it near-invisible permalink fedilink source parent [–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago It's a teleoperated robot, not an autonomous machine. They're designing against bad actors who might use the robot as a murderbot permalink fedilink source parent
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children) Surely this is satire, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the "hand" and they're all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe. Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it's real/credible as well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago No, it is satyress. permalink fedilink source parent [–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Did you not read the company name...? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago Now that's comedy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the "hand" and they're all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe. Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it's real/credible as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago No, it is satyress. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Did you not read the company name...? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago Now that's comedy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (1 child) "You can stop it with any handgun" sorry, dark mode users permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago (1 child) It was supposed to be white? I see it black on my dark mode permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago That's the problem, due to a transparent background it's black on dark, making it near-invisible permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago (1 child) It was supposed to be white? I see it black on my dark mode permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago That's the problem, due to a transparent background it's black on dark, making it near-invisible permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago That's the problem, due to a transparent background it's black on dark, making it near-invisible permalink fedilink source parent
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago It's a teleoperated robot, not an autonomous machine. They're designing against bad actors who might use the robot as a murderbot permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 child) It even has a fucking CHAINSAW attachment ffs! 🤦🏻 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) I mean, how else is it supposed to slice its way inside a burning house or forest to rescue people? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago Positive thinking! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) I mean, how else is it supposed to slice its way inside a burning house or forest to rescue people? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago Positive thinking! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago Positive thinking! permalink fedilink source parent
