▲ 513 ▼ I can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionaire (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 month ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 86 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (6 children) what the fuck this is on the offical website it can't get any more threatening than this permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago (3 children) Don't worry, they made sure it's killable! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] LongLive@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago inverse airbag safety permalink fedilink source parent [–] felsiq@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago This definitely started with some engineer saying “how are we going to get around the critical design flaw of these bigass pressurized air containers in the robot being potentially explosive and relatively easy to puncture?” Marketing it as “give the plebs you sic this thing on a fighting chance, it’ll be funny” is actually a stroke of genius lmao permalink fedilink source parent [–] Magnum@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago How much XP will I get? permalink fedilink source parent [–] M137@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago I'm pretty sure they know exactly what they're doing. permalink fedilink source parent [–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago WHY DID THEY GIVE IT COLOSSUS EYES permalink fedilink source parent [–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago Looks like something from the SCP wiki permalink fedilink source parent [–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago LOL permalink fedilink source parent [–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) I would run for my life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 point 1 month ago Run up the spiral stairs. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago (3 children) Don't worry, they made sure it's killable! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] LongLive@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago inverse airbag safety permalink fedilink source parent [–] felsiq@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago This definitely started with some engineer saying “how are we going to get around the critical design flaw of these bigass pressurized air containers in the robot being potentially explosive and relatively easy to puncture?” Marketing it as “give the plebs you sic this thing on a fighting chance, it’ll be funny” is actually a stroke of genius lmao permalink fedilink source parent [–] Magnum@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago How much XP will I get? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago This definitely started with some engineer saying “how are we going to get around the critical design flaw of these bigass pressurized air containers in the robot being potentially explosive and relatively easy to puncture?” Marketing it as “give the plebs you sic this thing on a fighting chance, it’ll be funny” is actually a stroke of genius lmao permalink fedilink source parent
[–] M137@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago I'm pretty sure they know exactly what they're doing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago WHY DID THEY GIVE IT COLOSSUS EYES permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago Looks like something from the SCP wiki permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Untamed_Star@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) I would run for my life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 point 1 month ago Run up the spiral stairs. permalink fedilink source parent