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[–] 254 points 2 months ago (54 children)
  • [–] 125 points 2 months ago (23 children)

    Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

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  • [–] 96 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as "salsa"

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit

    In common language and culinary usage, fruit normally means the seed-associated fleshy structures (or produce) of plants that are typically sweet (or sour) and edible in the raw state, such as apples, bananas, grapes, lemons, oranges, and strawberries. In botanical usage, the term fruit includes many structures that are not commonly called as such in everyday language, such as nuts, bean pods, corn kernels, tomatoes, and wheat grains.

    These are strange times for Fruit club. Strange times...

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    [–] 71 points 2 months ago (28 children)

    For a pizza?!

    Uh, yeah? Tomato is a fruit.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    This is why pineapple haters have always been a mystery to me, replace one sweet, acidic fruit with another sweet, acidic fruit? Yeah, why not?

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    [–] 44 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Tomatoes man. You need the fruit cartridge for the sauce.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    It uses lemons for invisible ink used to embed its own serial code in case you try illegally printing truffles or something.

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    [–] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Need the fruit cartridge for the tomatoes

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    [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    Well duh, the printer was out of Pineapple

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    "How can that be empty? I never even use it!"

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Color printers probably did this to hide that they were fingerprinting your pages.

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    [–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Tomato, of course. But pepperoni is also a fruit.

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    [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    You wouldn't download a pizza

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Even if he finds it, that print is going to fail half way through. He is going to be eating half a pizza and half pizza flavored spaghetti.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Lol, it's that being mad at the printer for being low on magenta joke but they replaced the printer with a hypothetical food 3d printer! The premise doesn't even make sense because tomatoes are fruits. Hahahaha

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Fruiten beepin saucin loadin

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    ... If HP made 3D printers ...

    Oh wait, they do.

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