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[–] 125 points 2 months ago (23 children)

Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad.

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  • [–] 96 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as "salsa"

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Intelligence is knowing Pineapple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it belongs on pizza.

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    Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are fruit in the botanical sense, which has no bearing on how they are used in the kitchen and ignores the fact that "vegetable," for instance, doesn't mean anything botanically and so maybe we shouldn't be using botanical terms in the kitchen and going "akshually, tomatoes are a fruit" doesn't make you sound smart, it just makes you sound like a smarmy pedant.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I'd normally agree with you, but I imagine in a hypothetical world where food can be 3d printed and one of the filament types was fruit, it'd be pretty important to know whether or not tomato is a fruit if you're planning on making a pizza.

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