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[–] 96 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as "salsa"

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).

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