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[-] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 hours ago

There's a fetish for everyone.

[-] dasrael@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago

With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!

[-] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.

[-] Mnem667@retrofed.com 13 points 7 hours ago

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

Nice try, still not vaping

[-] qualia@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

And my gender identity is 01.

Comment crossposted from https://lemmy.world/comment/25026713

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

wait, is that int or bin?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 37 points 10 hours ago
[-] seathru@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago

Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Happy cake day!

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 17 points 9 hours ago

Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.

[-] aldhissla@piefed.world 33 points 10 hours ago

Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords โ˜๏ธ

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don't want to be liquidated

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 9 hours ago

Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?

[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)
[-] silver@das-eck.haus 2 points 35 minutes ago

Runescape on the nub got me prepared

[-] cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app 5 points 7 hours ago

I think you just hold the button until it resets. That's what a friend told me anyway

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking

... can produce gushes

[-] Sylaran@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Im so good at it ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"

[-] CelloMike@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

*mad engineers

Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers

Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here.....

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 10 hours ago

Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

And if that's the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.

[-] architect 2 points 7 hours ago

Jokes on you!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 hours ago
[-] cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app 4 points 7 hours ago

There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 9 hours ago

When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.

[-] yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app 8 points 10 hours ago

I prefer to stick to normal ones ๐Ÿ˜Š

[-] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago

Not with this nickname please

[-] yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app 1 points 8 hours ago

Don't worry, I'm 18+ ๐Ÿ˜˜

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Damn, how many classes you fail??

[-] yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 hours ago

actually none ๐Ÿ˜‡ my nickname is due to my favourite fetish ๐Ÿ˜ผ Don't worry, not a pedo ๐Ÿ˜… but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance ๐Ÿ‘€ Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school ๐Ÿ˜Š

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago
[-] yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 hours ago

glad you like it! ๐Ÿ˜˜ follow for more ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฉต

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 hours ago

Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 7 hours ago
[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Mmm the taste of some salty science

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