We used to be a real nation. They used to make real music like this.

schni schna schnappi
schnappi schnappi schnapp
Das kleinest krokodil
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
Komm' aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil
Ummmm, excuse me goodposting is that way

tfw someone says "you look lost in thought - what's on your mind?" and you have to decide between replying, "oh nothing", or explaining that it's typically a variation of this gif on loop
Hamster Dance was one of the first websites I showed my mom remembering back
why is this in badposting
Us bad posters deserve something to make us laugh amd smile every once in a while
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo