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[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

If Jesus were here now I'd be desperately trying to lick his washboard carpenter abs

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)
[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

No no. Top right panel is 100% correct and top left desperately needs to hear it.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 3 hours ago

Jesus could be here now and he would be seen as a conspiracy theorist.

Could be David Icke for all we know. But doesn't matter does it...

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Pretty much any famous person from the past wouldn't matter one bit if they lived today.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Maybe someone like Luther King, someone super charismatic could create change. People tend to follow these characters. We could use someone like that against datacenters...

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

Honestly it isn’t like a lot of us care other than pointing out the insane levels of hypocrisy the right engage in while claiming to love Jesus.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 5 hours ago

Jesus was pro-choice, though, there is a verse in the bible giving instructions on abortion (via beatings).

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

That’s nah that’s some Old Testament stuff. Jesus specifically calls for the ending of old Jewish traditions. Thats why Jews don’t hold him in high regard. Most traditions of the Old Testament Jesus would have told people to do something else.

On the topic of the op Jesus would have been a straight socialist. He believed in giving to the state what belonged to the state but also believed that the rich had an obligation of helping the poor.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago

Just shut the fuck up already

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 5 hours ago

Are you sure you're not thinking of the dirt of the tabernacle ritual?

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 5 hours ago

I was misremembering, it was Poison. Unless there are multiple entries about this. LINK HERE

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 hours ago

In the words of grandson, "Jesus was a 5'4" brown-skinned socialist, nothing like the man on that crucifix"

[-] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 hours ago
[-] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 5 points 8 hours ago

"Faker than blue eyed crackers nailed to a crucifix" - immortal technique (lol)

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 31 points 14 hours ago

Considering that the majority of vocal Christians vote Republican, Jesus being very explicitly leftist presents an opportunity to nudge them left. It certainly won't convince all of them, but there are those who actually value their prophet more than their politicians.

Anyone who cares about diminishing the Republican stranglehold on America should care that Jesus was a leftist, even if they didn't personally care about Jesus.

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 11 points 13 hours ago

The fact that weʻve seen a few MAGA pastors openly say stuff like "Well, Jesusʻ teachings were more applicable in the first century and we have to adapt now" is proof enough that itʻs not Jesus they believe in. I want to see this pushed more and more to get them to finally admit that theyʻre not actually Christians, but are actually like Cartman in the South Park episode where he starts a Christian band ("You donʻt know the first thing about Christianity!" "I know enough to exploit it.")

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

I'm not one to wear tin foil hats, but I think if I wanted to obliterate a society, I'd focus on the family.

[-] Flower@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Not really. Pastors are being pushed out for being too woke and replaced by a more right wing figure. The congregation gets what the congregation wants. They've gone supply-side Jesus.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 42 points 16 hours ago

You gotta remember, despite everything we say, everything we've written, the laws in place, the rapidly growing atheism, the US is a theocracy first and foremost. The religion is just as important as the economy, employment rate, or the opinions of the ruling class.

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

A theocracy that only believes in Supply Side Jesus and ignores the real teachings of Jesus. The GOP would look a lot different if their religion wasn't just a tool to manipulate their Christian base.

[-] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago

The only thing that has really kept religion in check in this country is, ironically, their enmity toward each other due, ostensibly, to differences in eschatology. That has melted away as they have come to the realization that they are in danger of becoming irrelevant. Fortunately, the laity is extremely stupid and easy to manipulate (religion will do that to you) and have no idea what they really believe or what the differences are, so they are being led as if they are more monolithic by focusing their worship on what they all agree they love: money. They are also too stupid to realize that this is ironic.

[-] forgetfulmeat@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah. I am Chicano but identify more with my indigenous side and am friends with plenty of Native Americans. I've always personally blamed Judeo-Christian thinking. The whole manifest destiny mindset is insane.

I mean read just a piece of how different things were before those religions came to this land.

A second, related factor was the absence of large domestic animals in North America, which meant that instead of the 'intensive', ploughing-and-manuring agriculture practised in Europe, Native American farmers used 'extensive' techniques, cultivating an area for a few years and then moving on to let the soil recover. Most groups - hunters and plant-gatherers as well as agriculturists - viewed land as a common resource rather than a commodity that could be owned. Tribes and families had the right to hunt, fish or grow crops in defined places, but the concept of a fenced-off parcel of land being the exclusive property of an individual would have been utterly alien to most, if not all, Native Americans. The Indian attitude towards land was part of a broader, more fundamental understanding of reality which underpinned the whole of native life. Although, again, there were enormous local variations in mythology and ritual, some of the essentials of this world-view were shared by many, if not most, cultures. Perhaps the most basic element was the belief in sacred power: the idea that everything in the universe was interconnected and possessed a spiritual force or energy that could affect the lives of 'the people' and of all other living things. Gaining power and the aid of powerful beings was absolutely vital: for success in hunting, plentiful crops, good health, thriving children and victory in battle. But power was also dangerous.

Source: Chapter 2 of The Earth Shall Weep by James Wilson.

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[-] bloogoose@lemmy.zip 21 points 14 hours ago

The only reason the world cares about the US is because we're stupid and dangerous.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago
[-] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me... me

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Like a chimp with a shotgun. Does it know what it’s doing? Absolutely not. Will it kill people? Most certainly.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

The U.S. reminds me of when I worked retail and a mentally unstable customer would come in and start getting loud and knocking things off the shelf and acting entitled and asking for discounts and special treatment.

[-] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 4 points 10 hours ago

I wonder if people realize that lots of things are intrusive and annoying

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Mostly religion, though.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Have you welcomed Linux into your life as our Lord and Savior?

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Jesus never used toilet paper.

The culture war was designed to keep us fighting amongst ourselves while the rich techno fascist pedo freaks continue to steal everything that isn't nailed down.

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Just speaking as someone who grew up in a hyper conservative cult, I think sowing cognitive dissonance in the minds of religious youth is a great way at getting them to realize they are being taught bullshit. Hearing that Jesus's views didn't align with the views that had been forced upon me made me want to read the Bible and make my own decision about God and religion. I started my read fully expecting to end up with deeper faith and ended up crashing out and losing all religious belief, which was my first step towards me being a leftist today. All because of people pushing back on what Jesus would think of religious conservatism.

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 points 13 hours ago

This. I went through a similar thing, but wound up in a different place (grew up in fundie-leaning Southern Baptist world with a pastor that turned out to be a sexual predator and abused people I am close to; decided to revisit the Bible and all that and wound up a priest in the Episcopal Church). Regardless of how folks end up, breaking people free from their control is paramount. If a meme manages to dent the armor, so be it. And if it annoys OP, they can always just mute it and move on. I do it a lot with posts that are openly hostile to my beliefs.

[-] dudeface@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

You cared enough to make a meme

[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Mate, the meme literally says to shut the fuck up. Yet you fucking Yanks keep mass spamming comments on the topic we want you not to voice.

[-] dudeface@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I’m not American

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago

“Yet you participate in society”

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[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 13 hours ago

Yeah it's not like the majority of people in the wealthiest and most powerful parts of the world (and a plurality elsewhere) literally worship the guy.

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Not really, no. America is unique among wealthy and powerful countires, it's the only theocracy on the "west", and it's almost the only one where christians are majority. Except Vatican maybe.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago

I mean first theocracy implies rule by the clergy, which isn't the case in America even de facto. The only theocracies in the world are Iran and the Vatican. That aside, 66% of EU citizens are Christian. The "our Christian way of life is under attack" rhetoric isn't in any way unique to America, and there's merit to tackling that on theological ground. For true believers (admittedly rare in the West), this can actually get them to change their minds about things.

[-] DigDoug@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I mean, at least two billion people are Christian, so presumably they care. And that doesn't even include the rest of us who get screwed over by Christian-conservative doublethink bullshit.

It absolutely matters.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 15 hours ago

Early Christianity was nothing anyone would recognize today. It was more like if Diogenes was blissfully happy instead of being a little shit.

[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Wtf don't ever belittle the greatest and wisest shit in history. Now stand out of my sun.

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