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What’s wrong with you???

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[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

What’s wrong with you???

How much time you got?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I can't be online 24x7

Not until I invent that pill from Limitless

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Go through my account and upbear every unfunny thing I have said please.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Okay, it's done

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Taking the Limitless pill and just becoming the ultimate poster.

The rest of your life is the same but damn can you post.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

You need to go obscurer and unfunnier

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The last time I laughed was on August 19th, 1991.

[-] Arahnya@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

SHIT, thats no good

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Lemme guess - only because you were tickled?

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

What’s wrong with you???

That's what my therapist said.

[-] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[-] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

No I do know you post this right there. The text is so far that I'm too sexy.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

This is why I think no posts should be in badposting. Put them in chapo where they belong

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
26 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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