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Make me a mod of something I yearn to have the power
(hexbear.net)
Ban me from the comm for a week
Id have to remember to unban you which is unlikely. Also its against my policies
What are your policies
- do nothing
- build at least 1 affordable comm
- enable downvotes and disable upvotes
- thank the mods for their service including myself 🫡
- poo my pants and wait a full 5 hours to clean it up
This is the kind of bold, new visionary policy platform that will shape the political landscape for decades to comr
ok
you have been fooled by the silver legion. I now wield the power, pray I will not use it
How long until the mod abuse starts I wonder 
Banned
Removed by Mod
Removed by mod
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Wait you can do that to yourself?
Wouldn't be the first time. Won't be the last
i cant believe youve made a member of the owlluminati a mod. it truly is the end of days
Here's the trick, moderate dead comms like me and you'll get a report like every 6 months, your only duties is sticking the megathread
I don't even have a mega to sticky
Your campaign promises sounds like half of the mods of online communities I've been in. Sure, why not?
This seems like a good idea. Mods get on this!
You're the mod of my heart
genie nod
granted you’re now a mod for an overwatch discord
i always wanted to date a girl named 'The Power'
post in fakenews and Ill make you a mod
You could get up & go to the bathroom to take a dump, but you won't. This will mod the tenderness of your tushie as a rash develops, the quality of the air you breathe, and keep others as far away from you as possible - even your dog will try to cover you in dirt.
Congrats! You've modded your own so-called life.
Thats what i do in badposting
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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