cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/politicalmemes/p/1290769/there-is-a-3rd-choice
Reposting because it was removed from another comm earlier for the political content.
Jesus would use Arch Linux
I'm pretty sure that he would use KolibriOS.
What about Muhammed?
sometimes i wonder if jesus today would ask himself if he'd really seen every sin in hell
Confirmed: the only divine church is the Church of Emacs.
Stop spreading blasphemy. Everyone knows Jesus uses Vim.
This is why it was considered political.
Maybe unconfigured. Even Jesus Christ wouldn’t be able to handle the Vimscript.
Anyone who has read the Bible knows that Jesus would have been a racist conservative POS. The man was a grifter and would have grifted hard.
open source software is literally a form of leftism... lol
Technically it was the Free Software movement that was a form of Leftism, and Open Source was Capitalism's attempt to subsume it once it became apparent that it was capable of producing better software.
can't have shit in detroit
Jesus would have been too addicted to foot fetish pics online to have any real opinions.
List of Jesus's fetishes by biblical support:
1: foot worship 2: feeding 3: nurse cosplay 4: groups 5: S+M
Bug chasing. Damn those healing hands.
Do you think modern-day American Jesus's dad would be a software programer instead of a carpenter?
Sorry for taking your comment way more seriously than of needs to be:
I'd expect Modern Jesus' dad would be a welder, which is a well paid and respected field in our time that builds things while still being very blue collar.
What's a more interesting thought is about Mary's uncle. There's conspiracy theories about Jesus that stem from the potential relationship between Jesus and his granduncle. You see, Mary's uncle was a Trader, primarily bringing tin from Britannia (modern day Great Britain) to the heart of Rome - he also founded the first Christian church outside of Palestine (coincidentally in the British Isles). Its thought that Jesus apprenticed under this uncle for a long period of time and through that saw much of the "known world". It also appears to be the origin of the myth that Jesus didn't actually ascend to heaven after resurrection, but instead dipped to Britain (leading to my favorite line from A Knight's Tale: "The Pope may be French, but Jesus Christ was English").
Most of that last part is besides the point. Chances are, that guy would equate to a tech billionaire, and has a result be the main proselytizer one behalf of a modern Jesus figure.
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