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Years ago I heard an Australian man say "vajoiner" and it has had a lasting, negative impact on my mental health (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, "I'm on the rag so you'll hafta chuck it in me dumpah."

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    • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    How do you feel about minge?

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    • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Missing an extra "r" varjoiner

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Ah here. Australians don't pronounce R's.

    Harbour = haabaa.

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    • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    ffs it's spelt vagynoir, yanks... always have to change the King's English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

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    • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I'll probably regret it afterwards

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    • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

    "I speak Australian."

    grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass

    "Vogoiner!"

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    • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn't need to take her home....

    If I didn't meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    https://youtube.com/shorts/mHBR6KWzoFw?is=gT87SWgufOMpanX7

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