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Translation from r/propagandaposters:

Everyone, vote for Jim Stoker today.

Only a fool wouldn’t vote for Jim.

As of today, Jim is worth $1,500,000, not counting his brick warehouse and cheese factory.

Jim is 100 percent American. His grandfather was the first to open a gambling hall for Native American tribes who had converted to Christianity, and his grandmother sold cognac near the first chapel in the Florida gold fields.

Jim’s father—the famous Charles Stoker—began his career as a simple money changer, invented an ointment for horse dandruff, and died as the owner of a bathhouse and a senator. Jim is his youngest son!

While still a young man, Jim was the first in his town to introduce the lynching of Black people, and shortly thereafter led the fight against Darwin’s theory and women’s suffrage.

As a husband and father, Jim bought up shares in the city water utility and opened a suspenders warehouse. As a Christian, he eliminated his main competitors with the help of friends and paid for their funerals out of his own pocket. As a businessman, he always supported the Evangelical Church and charged no more than thirty-two percent interest on loans during years of crop failure.

Look at Jim’s portrait, at his open face, and you’ll realize you simply cannot vote against him.

Old Jim’s platform is clear and understandable to every voter:

  • Higher prices for city lots in the summer, whiskey on weekdays, and Mass on Sundays!

Hey, voters! If you don’t want Black people getting on your tram, if you don’t want the unemployed getting their hands on your bank deposits, and if you want to be able to listen to new jazz and songs in peace at St. Catherine’s Church, vote for Jim Stoker.

Hey, gentlemen! Cast your votes for Jim!

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[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Love how contrived the lines of business are. It’s like the House Hunters memes in which a couple with unusual careers, and totally insufficient income, inexplicably have a $3 million budget for a home.

Jim also owns a factory that produces toenail clippers and toenail regrowth serum, offering also wildly popular package deals.

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

i dont care what anyone says. jim is the harm reduction candidate. vote jim!

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

holden-bloodfeast sad to see him age

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

"Don't want Black people getting on your tram" right next to "listen to new jazz in peace" is absolutely perfect

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago

This fucking slaps and I will be stealing 'invented an ointment for horse dandruff' that is just a perfect old timey rich guy thing to do

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 21 hours ago

~~to do~~ to have their underpaid workers do

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago
[-] SockOlm@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

his arrival was fortold in the ancient murals (1934)

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

charged no more than thirty-two percent interest on loans during years of crop failure.

Damn, remember the days of only 32.99%?

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

He was the owner of a senator?

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