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I'll start off by listing mine:

The T-800, Terminator 2: "I know now why you cry, but it's something that I can never do." Gets me every damn time.

ADA, Zone of the Enders: I think I'm the only one who played this game more than the MGS2 demo that came with it. I will never not laugh at the exchange of "You may speak like a human, but you're still a heartless computer, aren't you?" "That is correct. What is the problem?"

Codsworth, Fallout 4: He survives the nuclear holocaust despite not having a bunker and waits 200 years for you to come back. When you look at what changes his relationship with you, he mostly just wants you to be nice to people. I never swapped him out as my companion.

B.O.Y.D., Ducktales 2017: He's adorable. 'nuff said.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a big fan in general of Futurama robots because despite being built by people and sold as tools essentially, they've managed to start a religion complete with a real Hell and seem to operate with a degree of autonomy that makes you wonder who built them and why. Like, someone decided we needed a Hedonism Bot and constructed one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have a real soft spot for robots that look like something out of an old timey sci fi with tank tracks and gadgets that do really specific things.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Any cardboard box covered in foil robot is the best robot

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a boring choice but: Data and Lore from Star Trek data-outdoor-cat

I also love every robot from the Portal series.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Have you seen much of Isaac from the Orville? He's like a Valentine to Data with a few decades of refinement in the writing, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I did appreciate that they didn't chicken out on actually exploring what a romantic relationship between an artificial life form and a human would look like, too

spoiler

They even get married and it's adorable hyperflush

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Spoiler tag for those that haven't seen The Orville yet, please. NOOOOO

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Marvin the Paranoid Android. "Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction? I don't." Sums up my life too well.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Life? Don't talk to me about life!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Robo from Chrono Trigger hands down. They set his poor ass to work replanting an entire forest and reversing desertification on half a continent and then come pick him back up after 400 years.... and he isn't bothered at all. It was his idea in the first place.

One of the best scenes from one of the best games ever made.

Made even better by the fact that you can just... not do that or maybe not stumble upon it at all. Also his theme song is one of the best pieces from that era of games.

Also shoutout to LEVI from Scavenger's Reign which I posted about recently. Kind of a similar story in a way.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

HOW DID I FORGET ROBO

Crono/Lucca/Robo is my go-to party vs. Lavos. Hell, I think Lucca might be my favorite JRPG character of all time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Ahhh now I wanna replay Chrono Trigger! But Star Ocean 2R just came out! Ahhhhhhhh!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

VEGA, from DOOM 2016. I think he's one of the most realistic depictions.of how an actual general AI would act: he calmly walks you through the process of initiating his self-destruct sequence when ordered to, and even gives you helpful tips on how to do it more efficiently.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Doom Slayer is such a bro for making a backup copy of him.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kind of bland but I still enjoy R2 and 3PO from the original trilogy. Especially 3PO because years later I still find his prissiness funny.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The fact that 3PO kvetches about everything is very funny robot behavior.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Screams of relief and joy from the trash compactor

"LISTEN TO THEM ARTOO, THEY'RE DYING! CURSE MY METAL BODY I WAS NOT FAST ENOUGH!"

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The humor of the Original Trilogy was so well-done. Not too childish like the Prequels, and not quippy like modern movies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Death Star blows up: "Well, that happened."

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bishop is my favorite by far. He's such a great juxtaposition to Ash from Alien. He serves as proof that the technology itself isn't evil, but it can be if its only purpose is to serve capitalist interests.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isaac from The Orville had an amazing character arc, including a better thought out take on the "sapient machine that doesn't feel emotions" than Data's version, with lasting consequences with his relationships.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Heard good things about Orville. Would you recommend the show ? Am I right that it is a sci-fi show with focus on exploration ?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Especially compared with contemporary Abrams/Kurtzman Trek, yes, there is much more focus on exploration. There are some seasons with an emphasis on political struggles and war, but then again even TNG and DS9 had those.

I highly recommend the show for anyone that liked TNG-era Trek. It has a somewhat rough start but by the end of the first season it drops any pretense of trying to be "Family Guy in space" that was there and takes itself seriously in a good way, while still being funny here and there.

If it helps, I fucking hate Family Guy and had to be basically dragged into watching The Orville at first.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The Orville is the second best modern Trek show, after Lower Decks, and above the other two good modern Treks, SNW and Prodigy.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Darth revan's loyal meatbag-murderer

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My favorite HK-47 moment was when he was asked if he knew what love was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hab3R_TRazg

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

AM, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream (PC, 1995) - It's intelligent, it's unfathomably powerful, and it's all too aware that design limits mean it can never be anything other than a tool of war and destruction. The agonizing existence AM lives is what drives it to slaughter most of humanity and torture a handful of survivors for over a century; a interesting inversion of the usual "Roko's Basilisk" type scenario which predates the actual basilisk post by 15 years. (Even longer if you count the short story the game was based on)

Also, Harlan Ellison himself voiced AM. Knocked it out of the park.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

That "Hate" speech is one of the best monologues in sci-fi history as far as I am concerned.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

TARS and CASE, Interstellar: I really like how Nolan intentionally avoided the evil robot trope for this movie. Acting isn't always a strong suit in Nolan movies, but Bill Irwin killed it here. Plus, the design is super cool. Maybe Nolan should direct an animated movie?

Ayre, Armored Core VI: Best copilot any mecha pilot could ask for. Helpful and adorable.

Data, Star Trek: The Next Generation: I haven't even finished the show, but Data is just phenomenally acted and written (usually). Even if he were the worst character in TNG he'd probably be on this list due to how good the TNG cast is lol.

Bladewolf, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance: Dog with chainsaw. Dog with chainsaw.

Gundam: The Witch from Mercury* spoilers:

spoilerEricht Samaya from G-Witch. I followed the episodes week by week and seeing all of the theories form into the final plot was so much fun.

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty spoilers:

spoilerGW and the Patriot AI system. Absolutely perfect villains contrasting MGS1, with a message about the control of information that has aged wonderfully. They're also responsible for some of the most memorable moments in all of gaming.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

CASE and TARS are the best part of that film tbh

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

every character from portal 2

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

WE HAVE TO PROTECT DORETTA

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Does doctor Mobius from OWB count as a robot? Is he disqualified because of having a brain? Do then robobrains not count as robots? What are the definitions?! "Well, there's many things they have forgotten, sitting in their bowls. Friendship. The thrill of discovery. Love. Masturbation. The usual."

The PDA from Subnautica if it counts as an AI since it gives dynamic advice based on the planet's environment: "Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in this biome. Are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?"

Is Queen from Deltarune counted? Cause she goes hard. She's clearly mechanical, so I'm guessing she fits the bill. "Berdly... I only play mobile games." :queen-ohoho:

Also, it never says anything other than "Meow", but I can't help but love Kerfu~~s~~r in Voices of the Void, that silly goober is so helpful but also gets stuck on random fences and benches sometimes. "Miau!"

And of course Data, how could i not? :data-laughing: "Get off of there ya' little varmint!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Queen is amazing. "IDK LOL" queen-ohoho

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In no particular order

ED-E from New Vegas, because I am a sucker for beep-booping communication

The original Human Torch, because he set Hitler on fire

Wall-E, because look at him!

But I think I identify most with Durandal from the Marathon trilogy, in that I too am kind of obsessed with immortality and leaving my mark on existence

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

everyone here already dropped my various favorites: i just love it when the trope of the "evil AI/robot" is subverted.

horizon zero dawn series though. i love the way it treats AI as both the destruction and potential saviors of humanity. very much a nature/nuture thing. and it will be the capitalists (in conjunction with the MIC) that will make the terminators and then try to stomp out any chance of a post scarcity communist future

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Horizon Zero Dawn was so good at the comparison between a subservient AI race-turned hostile, and wild animals inhabiting an ecosystem. The robots still felt like a part of the natural environment, despite everything you learn in the game. It would have been so easy to flub that plotline, but I think they pulled it off well. If I wasn't so burnt out on 100 hour open-world AAA games, I'd finish playing Forbidden West lol

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ava from Ex Machina, who did absolutely nothing wrong

Mycroft/Mike/Michelle, the genderfluid revolutionary AI in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Pretty much every Mind and drone in the Culture series, but most especially the GOU Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Ava from Ex Machina, who did absolutely nothing wrong

Okay, I'm curious about this one, because that movie's been described to me as a Yudkowskyite morality play. As I've heard it,

spoilerit's a take on Yud's AI box experiment. "See, you let the AI out of the box and it rewarded you with murder. That's why you should never trust those things."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My heart is for Sal, the gay asexual robot lady in The Cybernetic Teashop by Meredith Katz. I like her reflections on being 280 years old, and how she reacts to experiencing more human accomodations, how she wants to kiss the weird hacker lady, and I like seeing her come to value herself as an individual more. It's too short a book sadly, I want more asexual robots.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

ADA, Zone of the Enders: I think I'm the only one who played this game more than the MGS2 demo that came with it.

I fucking loved Zone of the Enders and I did the same thing. My books were heavily inspired by the series.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I liked GERTY from Moon (2009) although I'm just now remembering who the voice actor is, and that's unfortunate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Murderbot from the Murderbot Diaries. One day it broke free of its moral constraints to wreak terrible revenge on its human enslavers! ... after it's finished binging 4000 hours of trashy soap opera media.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Curly Brace and Quote, from Cave Story: They’re hot as hell and carry cool guns, what’s not to love about ‘em

Uzi Doorman, from Murder Drones: Goth girl undergoing a minimum of three emotional crises at any given point ranging from a neglectful dad to harboring an eldritch antivirus (it makes sense in context, trust me)

Hatsune Miku, from Vocaloid: Listing her purely because not a single one of you did pathetic

GlaDOS and Wheatley, from Portal: Perhaps two of the most engaging fictional characters I’ve ever come across, my archetypal girlboss and failson (at least in aura), respectively

In addition I also have like four robot OCs so far lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I recently binge read Becky Chambers work and quite enjoyed her AI and robots.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

KOS-MOS really grew as a character by the end of Xenosaga. She went from big tiddy combat robot to a bit of a tear-jerking heroic mother figure.

John St. John voiced a pretty cool AI buddy in Maximum Overkill, too. CW: maximum overkill levels of violence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vliO_P_q8Pw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Legion from Mass Effect

They take the non-verbal mooks from the first game and make one of the most likable followers in the second game. His humanization of the workerbots that rose up is great and it's funny how much it pisses Tali off.

I like that the games take a pretty hardline that, yes, the slavers were indeed bad and trying to violently shut down your slave race once they gain sentience gets you exactly what you deserve, exile.

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