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I wasn't even threatening people, I made a joke that god was saying "DIE" to a country and yet it got flagged.

Does this mean I can go on tour and talk about cancel culture and how the woke nanny state of reddit won't let me make jokes?

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[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

My last ban was for saying the Cato Institute should follow their namesake and poorly disembowel themselves

[-] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

your mistake was including what happened. if you just said the first part there's no way anyone was going to look it up

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Yeah but I really wanted to say disembowel and I hope the robot who caught it got a little chuckle

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I'm thinking that "poorly dishtowel themselves" would have made it through

[-] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

you can stop any time you want

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One time I got a reddit warning for saying Nazis and transphobes deserved to be cyberbullied.

Being openly Nazi or transphobic is fine, but don't you dare make the Nazis or transphobes feel unwelcome!

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile, there’s countless examples of men sending the most creepy, threatening messages to women on reddit-logo and the admins’ response being “ shrug-outta-hecks Sorry not a problem come back if he does something serious like saying john-brown was justified.”

what the fuck this comment has awesome formatting holy shit

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

Which is similar to how state governments in USA are forcing universities to handle abuse inside and outside of the classrooms.

it only reaches the level of needing to be addressed if the speech begins to impact other students.

one time saying terrible things and you can't punish the speech like saying gay people can't exist. You must wait for it to become a pattern

well yes this guidelines were followed to the letter and the state still punished a professor but they were on the left saying it's wrong to ban education on how the country had treated non white males...

[-] none@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago
[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Its german for "the". The Bart, The

a zionist was yapping about how Iran was making nuclear babies or someshit, I responded to him with "israel kills children and SA prisoners" and I got perma banned

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Gotta say dumb euphemisms like "unalived" or "de birthed"

Or get flowery with it "erase from existence", "banish from this mortal plane", "gangstomp a Nazi"

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

This is why hexbear is superior

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

"de birthed"

no that's something else and it's horrifying

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I thought that was unbirth

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Me, trying to proselytize on reddit: “Jesus unalived for your sins.”

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

I had a post removed a few months ago for saying De'Aaron Fox should be strapped to a rocket and shot into the sun for his performance in the NBA Finals. They said I was threatening or encouraging violence. I didn't think anyone could interpret it as a serious threat.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

ACME stocks to-the-moon

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Your post was removed for violation of Reddit's rule against advocating for wasteful usage of ∆v. Shooting him out of the solar system would accomplish your goal far more efficiently.

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 please mods protect our beautiful underperforming multimillionaire athlete

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

sideshow bob type post

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

You could probably dispute it

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