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Beetle Moses | Bluesky

TranscriptThree panel comic.

Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back.

Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell.

Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.

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[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

There's a manga about exactly this

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 20 hours ago

I'd play the shit out of a game where you'd have to deliver parcels, packages, letters to weirder and weirder places, while tying a larger story together (an awesome story).

[-] CaribouJim@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago

Death Stranding is looking for you.

[-] TheColonel@reddthat.com 34 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, but like fantastic and fun, not cripplingly depressing.

[-] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

What a cute little game, thanks, it might be just what I'm looking for!

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

Is there a rule 34 but for video games instead of porn?

[-] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

If it's not Steam it's Itch.io.

[-] aeiou@piefed.social 27 points 19 hours ago

This could be a fun video game

Post Office Simulator meets Shadow of the Colossus

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

your mom would play that video game

she's got pretty good taste.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

Looks like a Legend of Zelda side quest.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Link's Awakening.

[-] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 14 points 18 hours ago

Should be an Amazon package cause they abuse USPS as a service cause Fedex, UPS, etc aint delivering up there or on tops of mountains. USPS will though. But it's not "profitable." Because it's a service not a business dipshits.

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Omfg this is so relatable from doing deliveries

[-] Skyline969@piefed.ca 30 points 23 hours ago

Gonna have to break the barnacles off its feet while it continues to stomp around so it’ll lay down and let you climb aboard.

Or ride your spirit horse and use a magical jump pad to get up there.

[-] themoken@startrek.website 7 points 19 hours ago

I like this comic but Beetle Moses needs to actually look at a tortoise, haha.

Their arms and legs don't pop out of holes in their shells, their shells are more like wraps around their torsos (it's a strapless dress, not a onesie). Also those scutes (panels of the shell) are fucked.

... Why yes, I'm fun at parties, why do you ask?

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Also wtf is up with that house. Who puts windows above the door only

And those birds could not possibly fly.

Also why are there letters floating in the sky, that's not realistic at all

[-] Echo5@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

Skyrim courier would find a way

[-] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

All just to tell you the museum in Dawnstar is open.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Nothing worse then the postman who had to kill himself to deliver a letter to Death in tv show I watched once. Good Omens was the show.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago

At least he found the turtle

this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
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