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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

now listen here. my musky odor smells exactly and precisely like a beaver's anus, crossed with bacon, which as you might recall shares a scent with vanilla. in fact it is called vanillin. then crossed with bacon. my stench has been called by seventeen heads of state, princesses and poodles, and i now begin to quote thusly, "sexilicious". I have finished the quote. I require neither parfum nor cologne to cover any bee oh.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

No. It's both. Too much perfume or cologne is almost as bad as just bad bo or a mix of the 2.

[-] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)
[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 7 points 6 hours ago
[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Bad BO makes me wretch.

Cologne and Perfume gives me a headache and clogs up my sinuses.

With those powers combined.......

I'm physically ill from someones olfactory assault.

If I can smell a person at all from more than 3 feet away. I instantly have a negative opinion of them.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

15 year old me need this advice

[-] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 15 points 12 hours ago

Nah,the cologne is just as much of an issue

-signed, someone very sensitive to smells

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I haven’t worn cologne since Drakkar Noir in 1992

[-] ClownStatue@piefed.social 30 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I read a long time ago to do 1 spritz of cologne to the middle of the chest (for guys), ideally right after showering. I think the body heat and it usually being covered up by clothing helps with the overall scent. Can't remember the details.

Also, mom told me when I was a teen, "The only person who should be able to smell your cologne is the person hugging you." That's always been my guide.

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It can also depend on you body chemistry some colognes will smell better on someone else but maybe not you. Ive found it good to get a third party’s opinion after youve been wearing it for a couple hours so that most/all of the alcohol has evaporated and the scent has time to set in. Some sents can go really stale where others can mature quite nicely.

[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago

When I was younger I was told, "your cologne should be discovered, not announced."

[-] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I do 2-3 sprays on my left wrist, dab my two wrists together, then dab my wrists on my neck. Still follows the same rules of only the person hugging you should smell your cologne.

I have no idea what’s better, but I just looked it up, and people recommend NOT rubbing it on anywhere because it can cause the fragrance to change because of heat, so just dabbing it on is fine.

[-] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

If you ain't glistening, are they even listening?!

#oversprayjay #NothinLessThan100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJvzSpwo9ZY

[-] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

That sprintz trick and the advice u were given are solid but I also wonder If it is too much to wear cologne in summer heat..

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 20 hours ago

Bathing in cologne/perfume is the issue, body odor or not.

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 49 points 19 hours ago

flashbacks to high school where some of the boys smelled... bad... like skidmarks and not showering for 5 days mixed with half a can of Lynx Africa

It's both, it's both.

[-] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It can be both, but I've definitely been punched in the face by pure cologne/perfume on multiple occasions. Probably even more often than I've ever smelled BO equally as bad, including my own on those lazy stay at home days.

Though I do try my best to not get within smelling range of others regardless, so maybe cologne just has a larger radius most of the time. I'm definitely not sniffing pits to see how their BO mixes with what ever extra rank they've added...

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

My teenaged boys haven't learned this lesson yet. I've tried telling them not to overdo the body spray/ cologne/ whatever, but they don't seem to believe me.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 12 points 14 hours ago

Pay a girl to walk by them and go, "Oh, smells like a dead animal" to herself. A few coughs would help.

That should give your boys the heads up that they reek.

I'm pretty sure that's what my parents did to me! Ha ha ha ha... :-(

[-] ClownStatue@piefed.social 31 points 18 hours ago

To be fair, if you start regularly showering and keep up with the same amount of cologne, the cologne will become the problem. As it is, the cologne is a problem, along with at least one or two other more serious problems.

[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago

Yep anyone who's played in any amount of card game tournaments knows this

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 2 points 10 hours ago

Or gone to smash tournaments. Luckily the weekly I run doesn't have a lot of stinkers but there have been a few over the years.

[-] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 32 points 19 hours ago

If I have to travel by public transportation and I need to decide between someone who thinks they're using perfumes moderately or a homeless drunk with shit in their pants - it's always the drunk. Sure shit, piss, sweat, human-grease and old substances are nasty and unpleasant smells. But those don't cause migraine and asthma for me.

[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago

Instant sharp pain to the temple, visual auras immediately blur half of the vision, brain shuts off, great experience

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 18 points 18 hours ago

Being a walking chemical warfare should be a crime against humanity

[-] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 7 points 18 hours ago

Sad to hear you got the auras too!

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 17 hours ago

Ugh. I've had a teacher who wore so much perfume, it made my eyes and nose itch. But I've also experienced homeless people who made an entire bus unusable. It's just both too much.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

(any decently sized) city already smells like piss and shit though

[-] BandanaBug@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

I has this experience this morning. Still haven't recovered. Feel bad for the guy..

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Helloooooooo high school PE memories of the locker room getting fogged with Axe body spray

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 18 hours ago

Just let me smell the BO without the stinky cologne. 😬

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[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 15 hours ago

i use aluminum deodorant mostly to prevent sweat, not to smell a certain way. i know there's some you can get at pharmacies that might not smell, but i just get the "best" regular deodorant that stores have.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

There's also the crystal sticks. They're very effective and don't smell like anything. Used those for a while but had to switch, because my skin didn't like the higher aluminum salt concentration.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 14 hours ago

I miss antiperspirants too. The non-metallic ones just don't cut it

[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

I practiced the art of hoe-bath. Wash my genitals, wash my pits and smell goes down by a lot

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I was working in a situation that was hot and we had a lot of iso alcohol on hand. When you inevitably get too stanky, we would soak something like a paper towel in iso to scrub our pits and crotch. Makes you feel real warm for a bit and probably 10x my chance for ball cancer, but that would kill anything making stank.

[-] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Do NOT dip your balls in a cup of alcohol though.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Because of the 50 inch

[-] timeghost@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

George Carlin: "armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth." I'd add feet too, because, they nasty.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 12 points 18 hours ago

Most high end fragrances also sell scented deodorants

Bathing and using the deodorant is the best option. You won't overdo the scent

[-] candyman337@piefed.ca 6 points 17 hours ago
[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago

I totally disagree with this. I would much rather smell too strong of a cologne over your Bo then just your Bo

[-] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Cologne can make BO smells worse because the VOC that make cologne smell can pick up the BO molecules and make them smell even worse

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