About as often as getting stuck in quicksand

Only needs to happen once in a lifetime. Grease fires are more common than you might think.

I imagine someone who wasn't taught stop drop and roll would just run around panicking. But probably a lot of people who were taught it as well.

The 80s was an incredibly flammable time for clothing fabrics.

All young people find all old people quaint, this is nothing like a boomer humor, every generation does this. Boomer humor is more about hating your wife and blaming everything on every other generation.

"Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry." - Brooks in The Shawshank Redemption.

So, you've seen Boomers put down Gen-X, and Gen-X get in millennials, and now you're seeing millennials talking about the kids...

But you, you'll be immune!

Eh, it's more like we're leaning into being old-heads now for the lols. Millennials don't do very many things without any ironic undertones.

I believe cursive is thaught because the hand makes repetitive movements that way, not because of how it looks. But since we barely need to write anything lengthy anymore i guess efficient writing isn't worth that much more than inefficient writing.

When they shoot, look cute & scoot

Far less open flames around your average household. Less fireplaces being used, electricity is far more available so it replaced candles, you don't see wood stoves pretty much ever anymore, and even gas stoves are being replaced with electric ones nowadays.

Fire used to be far more prevalent. Prometheus would be sad, at least until he discovers the fire emoji and tinder.