That’s their lesser-known offshoot, Girl Special Forces

They don't even go door-to-door anymore, not in my area at least.

They always just set up camp in the parking lot outside some store ... usually a store that also sells cookies, cheaper ones with more variety.

Ive heared they are planning for a even more agressive sales campaign

Something about "long range ,high speed air to ground cookie delivery"

Christ, I'll buy the cookies already. Ya got Thin Mints?

Can confirm. My daughter just got her M4A1 badge and a "broom" badge for learning how to sweep the perimeter.

"aggressive" is missing a "g." News makes spelling mistakes, memers make more, dunno

I support supporting girl scouts and their fundraising, but I don't want high calorie, unhealthy cookies. The cookies make me feel sugar sick.

FPV cookie delivery when?

No one wants to be a girl scout anymore. They aren't willing to put on their boots and go door to door with an m16 and threaten people anymore. This ain't no socialist cookie. You have to be willing to do the hard work.