submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Breaking News: LIVE. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign. TVN Exclusive

e: real news report, they mixed up the chyron

Breaking News
Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign.
tVN Exclusive
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[–] 3 points 3 months ago

No one wants to be a girl scout anymore. They aren't willing to put on their boots and go door to door with an m16 and threaten people anymore. This ain't no socialist cookie. You have to be willing to do the hard work.

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