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[–] 77 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Getting hit always carries a chance of death.

Another tragic case was a British boy getting hit by a bouncer(lightly) and just dying.

A person I know talks about how driving bicycles without helmets is very reckless as their mother had someone fall beside them when waiting at a traffic light and just dying. Wasn't even a bad fall

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  • [–] 67 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    Meanwhile, other people jump out of a plane with a broken parachute, land in a haystack and escape with a broken leg and some bruises. It's wild how the human body can be so resilient and fragile at the same time.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Really need to protect that noggin and the rest can heal.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    Every body part has a major artery in it.

    Get hit in the armpit, dead.

    Get hit in the thigh, dead.

    Get hit in the liver, dead.

    Break a femur and it nicks the femoral artery, dead.

    There certainly are ways to reduce the blood flow to survive a trip to the hospital, but if you don't get blood back in you soon, you just shut down forever.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I had a professor who spent many years in the thick of battle in the Vietnam war. He said this was one of the hardest things to deal with mentally. One person would survive after getting shot all over and the next person would get the smallest bit of shrapnel in the wrong spot and "just turn off."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah, that's not common, don't count on that. Most of the time that you fall from a plane, you're gonna die.

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    [–] 52 points 2 months ago* (7 children)

    This is from 2018.

    Nobody else getting tired of bots posting shit without even a source?

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fedex-driver-cleared-in-fatal-punch-of-man-who-attacked-him-yelled-racist-slurs/

    The man was cleared too.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    If there's anything that I value most in my shitposts, it's timeliness and accuracy. Now, I feel doubt creeping in... is horse plinko maybe not a real game?!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Hurry up and ask Midjourney to create a video of it before the bubble pops!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Just a wild shot in the dark, but you may enjoy trying ComfyUI, mage / video / audio generation and other fun AI stuff locally. (Download models from civitai or huggingface

    Strongly recommend Docker. Getting the system configured can be a booger. Using an image is a lot easier.

    (I've been playing with it recently and kinda love it right now, hence my eagerness to share)

    A good GPU has a big impact on usability / quality

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Nothing is stopping you from blocking VetOfTheSeas

    If you dislike the Posts/Comments of a community or account, you should just block it and save yourself the stress.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (26 children)

    So that's how one gets delivered from evil

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (25 children)

    I'll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!

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    I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (15 children)
  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    I got top goals, bro

    Bucket list:

    Take over Mormon Church

    Take over the United States

    Form "legal" harem

    Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

    Learn to juggle

    So y'know, I've done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I've already done. List is in no order.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I'm trying to figure out which one you've already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I'm not a Mormon.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Juggling?! that was the most boring one i thought you threw that in there to throw me off the scent.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    That's the most interesting one. The joke is I aced predator psychology at Quantico; I just thought about what I would do. It was that snafu at the shooting range that set me back. In my defense, I got a headshot. I was just facing the wrong direction.

    Juggling originally was a means for me to give myself exposure therapy as I had grown agoraphobic after my breakdown in college. It taught me some things indirectly, going on and busking, I mean, about networking. I started seeing the world differently. Became a white hat confidence artist. I work with the feebfucks with my educational art project where I write propaganda. This is a new account; I've done this a while, but I definitely recommend you read this post to get what I do.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it's a matter of going through with something so ballsy.

    Y'know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.

    The joke is, I'm an artist. I work with confidence.

    crickets

    Confidence arts? Con arts! That's what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    What's up with the law of chastity man? You living it?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (5 children)

    Tf is that shit? I just became a prophet in the Mormon church last week, so you have to forgive me. But, just on the context of name alone, I would say shame in itself is bad and we should not be ruled by it, but likewise, we should not be prideful and develop our willpower and ability to resist temptation in our daily lives. These means there's a time to build up and a time to tear down. I think we should work hard 5-6 days a week and really fucking party on our sabo-domingo (sabbath). We're not on Earth for ourselves but for our spiritual development; to be able to last eternity in God's heaven as it grows exponentially more perfect, or even better, transcend the existence-illusion complex entirely to become one's own independent phenomenon.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    You passed the test my son Thou shalt needeth to pass a few more tests ya dig. Thy next test...

    Art thou payingeth thy parteth of the Lord's fire insurance?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    Bitch I spit fire like a ripe liar in a choir, boiling the type of dire desire I flick from my lungs up out my tongue like a flung pyre hyped on a wire of enthusiastic electrostatic bombastic truth of who made yous play your words that way.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Me encanta las palabras que tú echas carbón. Tú tienes el Gift of Tongues?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    More of this, please.

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