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[–] 21 points 2 months ago (26 children)

So that's how one gets delivered from evil

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (25 children)

    I'll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!

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    I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.

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    I got top goals, bro

    Bucket list:

    Take over Mormon Church

    Take over the United States

    Form "legal" harem

    Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

    Learn to juggle

    So y'know, I've done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I've already done. List is in no order.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I'm trying to figure out which one you've already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I'm not a Mormon.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Juggling?! that was the most boring one i thought you threw that in there to throw me off the scent.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    That's the most interesting one. The joke is I aced predator psychology at Quantico; I just thought about what I would do. It was that snafu at the shooting range that set me back. In my defense, I got a headshot. I was just facing the wrong direction.

    Juggling originally was a means for me to give myself exposure therapy as I had grown agoraphobic after my breakdown in college. It taught me some things indirectly, going on and busking, I mean, about networking. I started seeing the world differently. Became a white hat confidence artist. I work with the feebfucks with my educational art project where I write propaganda. This is a new account; I've done this a while, but I definitely recommend you read this post to get what I do.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it's a matter of going through with something so ballsy.

    Y'know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.

    The joke is, I'm an artist. I work with confidence.

    crickets

    Confidence arts? Con arts! That's what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    just please dont kidnap wild pigeons.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'll just ejaculate on the bread I feed them, mmk?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Are these in chronological or priority order

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    What's up with the law of chastity man? You living it?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (5 children)

    Tf is that shit? I just became a prophet in the Mormon church last week, so you have to forgive me. But, just on the context of name alone, I would say shame in itself is bad and we should not be ruled by it, but likewise, we should not be prideful and develop our willpower and ability to resist temptation in our daily lives. These means there's a time to build up and a time to tear down. I think we should work hard 5-6 days a week and really fucking party on our sabo-domingo (sabbath). We're not on Earth for ourselves but for our spiritual development; to be able to last eternity in God's heaven as it grows exponentially more perfect, or even better, transcend the existence-illusion complex entirely to become one's own independent phenomenon.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    You passed the test my son Thou shalt needeth to pass a few more tests ya dig. Thy next test...

    Art thou payingeth thy parteth of the Lord's fire insurance?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    Bitch I spit fire like a ripe liar in a choir, boiling the type of dire desire I flick from my lungs up out my tongue like a flung pyre hyped on a wire of enthusiastic electrostatic bombastic truth of who made yous play your words that way.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Me encanta las palabras que tú echas carbón. Tú tienes el Gift of Tongues?

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