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So that's how one gets delivered from evil
I'll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!
I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.
you gotta have goals
I got top goals, bro
Bucket list:
Take over Mormon Church
Take over the United States
Form "legal" harem
Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize
Learn to juggle
So y'know, I've done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I've already done. List is in no order.
I'm trying to figure out which one you've already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I'm not a Mormon.
I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.
I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it's a matter of going through with something so ballsy.
Y'know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.
The joke is, I'm an artist. I work with confidence.
crickets
Confidence arts? Con arts! That's what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.
Are these in chronological or priority order
It's in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.
By counterintelligence effect, I mean it is completely random but I sawhow funny it was to do in this order, for the effect idiots have