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[–] 5 points 2 months ago (15 children)
  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    I got top goals, bro

    Bucket list:

    Take over Mormon Church

    Take over the United States

    Form "legal" harem

    Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

    Learn to juggle

    So y'know, I've done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I've already done. List is in no order.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I'm trying to figure out which one you've already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I'm not a Mormon.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Juggling?! that was the most boring one i thought you threw that in there to throw me off the scent.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    That's the most interesting one. The joke is I aced predator psychology at Quantico; I just thought about what I would do. It was that snafu at the shooting range that set me back. In my defense, I got a headshot. I was just facing the wrong direction.

    Juggling originally was a means for me to give myself exposure therapy as I had grown agoraphobic after my breakdown in college. It taught me some things indirectly, going on and busking, I mean, about networking. I started seeing the world differently. Became a white hat confidence artist. I work with the feebfucks with my educational art project where I write propaganda. This is a new account; I've done this a while, but I definitely recommend you read this post to get what I do.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago

    I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it's a matter of going through with something so ballsy.

    Y'know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.

    The joke is, I'm an artist. I work with confidence.

    crickets

    Confidence arts? Con arts! That's what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Are these in chronological or priority order

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    just please dont kidnap wild pigeons.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'll just ejaculate on the bread I feed them, mmk?

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