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this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2026
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you gotta have goals
I got top goals, bro
Bucket list:
Take over Mormon Church
Take over the United States
Form "legal" harem
Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize
Learn to juggle
So y'know, I've done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I've already done. List is in no order.
just please dont kidnap wild pigeons.
I'll just ejaculate on the bread I feed them, mmk?
theyd probably also call the Pigeon Man if you do that
Bro, I am the Pigeon Man. I'm allowed to ejaculate for the good of the pigeons. That's why God made me. That, and I have a really big prison pocket.
I'm trying to figure out which one you've already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I'm not a Mormon.
I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.
Juggling?! that was the most boring one i thought you threw that in there to throw me off the scent.
That's the most interesting one. The joke is I aced predator psychology at Quantico; I just thought about what I would do. It was that snafu at the shooting range that set me back. In my defense, I got a headshot. I was just facing the wrong direction.
Juggling originally was a means for me to give myself exposure therapy as I had grown agoraphobic after my breakdown in college. It taught me some things indirectly, going on and busking, I mean, about networking. I started seeing the world differently. Became a white hat confidence artist. I work with the feebfucks with my educational art project where I write propaganda. This is a new account; I've done this a while, but I definitely recommend you read this post to get what I do.
and here I thought you were just shitposting
I am. I'm also doing other things. Superpositions!
I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it's a matter of going through with something so ballsy.
Y'know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.
The joke is, I'm an artist. I work with confidence.
crickets
Confidence arts? Con arts! That's what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.
Are these in chronological or priority order
It's in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.
By counterintelligence effect, I mean it is completely random but I sawhow funny it was to do in this order, for the effect idiots have