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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I have my greatest gaming moment on video!

I managed to land Valentina on the Mun in Kerbal Space Program only due to the game's insane physics simulation and a well timed explosion right in front of her slowing her down JUST ENOUGH to not die upon hitting the ground.

https://youtu.be/v2CdIZXO0tQ

It's the entire mission from launch to landing, so I'd skip to around the 23/24 minute mark for the good part.

I still haven't gotten her off the Mun and back to Kerbal... 🥺

[-] amda@feddit.nl 2 points 13 minutes ago

That was in fact an incredible landing! The glitchy ragdoll made it even better

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

I had the sims 2 on my ps2 and I used the costume box to get two of the girls naked and had them make out and rapturbated to it.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Classic move 😂

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

....Does hurling slurs and insults at Elon's twitter account, right after he accidentally bought it, and then being banned from Twitter ... mostly likely directly by Elon, because he'd fired or locked out all the moderators at that point... does that count as a 'gamer moment'?

Its the actual only thing I've ever used Twitter for.

... Twitter is a really shitty MMO, right?

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Weird shit you did as a kid go:

I got y'all beat. (No pun intended)

Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I'd be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 57 points 12 hours ago

What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 42 points 12 hours ago
[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago

I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

You win...or lose. Whichever's worse.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 8 hours ago

What is wrong with you people? Like all of you?

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

How many times have you been peed on in real life?

That's advanced.

[-] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

And how old were you when you discovered that?

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.

[-] Master_Suck@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago

Gaming related?

I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.

I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.

I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.

Non-gaming?

No way in hell. Those die with me.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago

When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 18 points 10 hours ago

I recently reopened Witcher 3, and was kind of surprised by how the graphics aren't as lifelike as my memory. I remember being a lot more impressed by the bodies when it was new.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I felt the same way about this and GTA 5 when i tried replaying it earlier this year just to see what I remembered. Last time I played it was on its original release date on the ps3. Don't get me wrong, they both look great, but yeah the character models are definitely dated and on the simpler side compared to today.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago

I once cranked my hog to the assassin in Diablo II.

I’m dead fucking serious.

[-] wangaBanga@feddit.online 11 points 10 hours ago

In a moment of desperation, I once used Cammy from Street Fighter as a go-to. All she had to do was stand there... So yes, I believe you. :/

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Street characters have always been thirst traps. I got the whole of the imternet and still chose that rout sometimes......

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 hours ago

Hey man, when mom threw away the Sears catalogue, you had to do what you had to do.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Mate we gotta do what we gotta do to release the poison

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Poison is more of an Andariel thing…

Blood Raven and Andariel were voiced by Nancy Drew!

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 0 points 8 hours ago
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Amateur. I learned how to unlock the GTA SA hot coffee mode, which they somehow never fully removed.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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