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I'm gonna cover my back in tattoos, only my back
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too bad mirrors don't work on me
What's it like being an unholy creature of the night?
Follow-up, if it's cool I want to be a vampire too
Spin around trying to see them on your own back similar to a dog chasing its tail... Slowly and bewildered at first, then working up to furious turning and anger at not being able to see them.
I was reading SCP wiki recently enough to know this sounds like an SCP but not recently enough to know what one it might be
Are the tats going to incorporate that port wine stain on your back?
What port wine stain on my back what the fuck are you talking about????
DUDE
ikr
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
You can't fool me, that's just the plot of Planescape: Torment.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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