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Reports say he was dual-wielding the birds.

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Can't find this funny like I'm meant to and other comments seem to when its blatant animal abuse.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 hours ago

Understood, and I respect your empathy. Rest assured I never would have posted this if the article didn't report the birds are alive and well.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

The man in question:

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 29 points 6 hours ago
[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

Thread reopened. It was Laridae based combat, at least.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 24 points 6 hours ago
[-] terminatortwo@piefed.social 13 points 5 hours ago

This is very Oban news. Instead of arrested, this man should be studied: it doesn’t seem easy to pick up a seagull? Then attack with it and have it be unharmed?

This man is a wizard

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Article says he wasn't arrested, just "conveyed to his home"

I'm glad the birds were alright

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 5 points 4 hours ago

Can any experts in bird law weigh in on this?

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