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submitted 12 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

Reports say he was dual-wielding the birds.

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Can't find this funny like I'm meant to and other comments seem to when its blatant animal abuse.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 7 hours ago

Understood, and I respect your empathy. Rest assured I never would have posted this if the article didn't report the birds are alive and well.

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