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[–] 82 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My favorite part about this guy is it's perfectly believable he's simply a particularly fit 48 year old. Yeah dude you figured out a healthy diet and an exercise routine will make you feel and look better. But no that's not enough, you have to make your son into a blood bag and say you've developed immortality pills.

I hate all billionaires on principle but this guy is my least favorite type. It's not enough that he has every luxury planet Earth can possibly provide. He has to be worshipped as a god too. Just start a cult, man.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago

    My favorite thing about this guy is that he came to India, talked about the air quality and actually highlighted the issue particularly well while people were living in denial and then just fucked off.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    He reminds me of those daoist dudes in ancient China who were like, "I'm immortal" and then they die and their adherents are like, "Bro didn't lie he just transcended his physical form."

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Health secrets they don't want billionaires to know: drink more mercury.

    All-natural cinnabar provides 10000000000% of the mercury you need to ascend to the Lunar Palace on the back of a moonbeam.

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    [–] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    is this the one who gets blood infusions from his son?

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  • [–] 62 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    He also keeps track of his son's boners

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  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    And posts about the health of his girlfriend's vagina

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  • [–] 45 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'll have you know my wife's vagina graduated in the top 1% of the top 1% of all vaginas

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  • [–] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 65 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    So things haven't been going well then.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    mild... permanent lung damage... mild... lost lung capacity... mild... MILD... MILD

    screm3

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  • [–] 64 points 2 months ago

    Biohacker? More like Son-jacker

    lmayo

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  • [–] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    His money would literally have been better spent doing general health research, which might have made progress towards a cure to his illness. But he blew it all on random bullshit targeted at himself. When he dies, it's going to be a real-life parable.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 months ago

    He's one of the more interesting ones to watch.

    Pretty funny, probably a shit way to die but he'll buy his way out of a painful and undignified end I'm sure. At least these ghouls keep getting reminded they can't buy their way out of being made of meat.

    Wish it was Thiel or Musk tho. I'd settle for Mohammed Al Saud too.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    I don't like hearing about things like this because I hyper analyse whether my occasionally crippling IBS might actually be something horrible.

    Anyway if this dude turns from immortality towards seeking a cure for something more tangible that seems like a good thing to me. Either he fails and it kills him or he succeeds and 5% of people's lives improve.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Bryan Johnson has tummy issues as well?Come on at this point just transition. He's already taking estrogen. This is stolen valour.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Fucking billionaires lmfao. Also,

    Death - "the speedbump on road to immortality"

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Billionaires really do long for Warhammer 40K or Bioshock

    Those are the kinds of worlds these vampires desperately want to live in

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    He should try eating his son maybe that will fix it

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    [–] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    ofc the top comments include a grifter promising a cure through "emerging science" and one of his cultists hoping their hero somehow finds a cure for both AIG and Crohn's.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    reddit-logo asking an important question on the billionaire's post about it

    should i stop blueprint supplements then?

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    [–] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    All that money and effort and he still looks like an a B-tier action film actor three months after filming wrapped and he no longer needs to maintain the comic-book physique.

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    [–] 20 points 2 months ago

    As sung by, Moonwalker, in their song "Monopoly Money", "... and you die like the rest of us..."

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  • [+] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Whenever biohackers come up in the news, I'm reminded of Aaron Traywick - one of those life extension berks who injected himself with mystery fluids. I saw him on the news once and thought "he'll probably be dead soon."
    Within a year he ended up K-holing to death in a sensory deprivation tank

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago
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