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[–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

He reminds me of those daoist dudes in ancient China who were like, "I'm immortal" and then they die and their adherents are like, "Bro didn't lie he just transcended his physical form."

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Health secrets they don't want billionaires to know: drink more mercury.

    All-natural cinnabar provides 10000000000% of the mercury you need to ascend to the Lunar Palace on the back of a moonbeam.

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