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Are these crawlable vents still realistically filled with dust, dead bugs, mouse droppings, etc?
Are they also now also structurally sturdy and secured enough to support a full grown human being, and not just, you know, air?
Don't forget all the sharp cut edges that are bent inwards and screws that go inwards where pieces are connected!
Came here to say this. In the first Mission Impossible movie the ducts were cleaner than a surgical suite.
I think since I foolishly neglected to specifiy, that'd be entirely up to whatever the worst option is lol
Granted. You have somebody crawling through your vents now.
Granted, all vents are now the size that they appear to be on a 29" tv
Granted. All humans now shrink to an average size that fits in the smallest air vents.
Wish granted. You are now caked-up as a tiramisu and can’t fit.
Omg! This went way better than could possibly have been expected haha
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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