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this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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Are these crawlable vents still realistically filled with dust, dead bugs, mouse droppings, etc?
Are they also now also structurally sturdy and secured enough to support a full grown human being, and not just, you know, air?
Don't forget all the sharp cut edges that are bent inwards and screws that go inwards where pieces are connected!
Came here to say this. In the first Mission Impossible movie the ducts were cleaner than a surgical suite.
I think since I foolishly neglected to specifiy, that'd be entirely up to whatever the worst option is lol