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A Ford employee says he lost his job after being accused of stealing a $1.95 cookie, only for the company to later realize he’d actually paid for it.

60-year-old Kurt Kromm had worked at Ford’s Kentucky Truck Plant for 11 years, but told Shifting Gears he was fired after the company believed security footage showed him taking a cookie from the break room without paying.

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[-] victorz@lemmy.world 320 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who puts cookies in the break room and expects you to pay for it.

It's cookies.

They're cheap.

Treat your workers.

Treat your colleagues.

Edit: very curious to hear the mindset of the few down voters of this.

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 111 points 1 week ago

Lolz. Public corporations don't care about your well being. If there is an ROI on any action, it's worth taking and if that means no cookies because it ensure the shareholders get a fraction of a percent return, then no cookies for you.

I'm working hard to leave my current corpo. They're down to the "bring the dry pen back to get a new one" stage of bean counting. That's a sinking ship to disembark from ASAP.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Last two companies I worked for treat their workers to a lot of goodies, like food, after work parties, stuff like that. Not everyone is that stingy. But of course, they only care in order to make workers happy to make more money for the company.

In the end, it's all about the moolah.

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[-] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

If large company needs to count bullshit like that, they are not in a healthy position.

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[-] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

Gotta milk every last cent out of us. Honestly the absurdity and cruelty only make the revolution come that much faster and if they are cruel enough we won't even have any moral hangups about it (for those that would).

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Same people that expect YOU to work hard enough to generate millions in revenue while THEY take 99% of it.

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 198 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They didn't fire him for stealing the cookie. They fired him because he's old and probably earning twice what a new hire who could do his job would earn. The cookie was just an excuse.

Every employer, big and small, has a collection of petty rules on the books that are only there to be enforced against people they want to get rid of "justifiably" and not have to pay unemployment.

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[-] one_old_coder@piefed.social 194 points 1 week ago

60-year-old

That's why. I guess Ford won't have to pay him some retirement package.

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[-] devaly@ani.social 125 points 1 week ago

Should sue for defamation and damages

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 47 points 1 week ago

Law suit territory. Time for a comfortable retirement.

[-] Dnb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

Seems like a slam dunk case. What a joke of a company. Hope they fire everyone who thought it was smart to fire this guy. Huge waste

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[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Wrongful termination for sure, idk about defamation. I think it'd be hard to argue being accused of stealing a cookie actually hurt your reputation in any meaningful way.

[-] eltrain123@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If the employee isn’t ready to retire, being fired for theft of company property is something that will absolutely effect their reputation.

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[-] iltoroargento@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think Kromm should give them a first hand lesson in the riddle of steel...

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[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago

You don't just fire a $200k worker over a $2 cookie without looking for a reason to fire them.

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago

Why are employees expected to pay for cookies in the break room?

Oh right, capitalism. Human decency be damned.

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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago

At my last job they have a policy of people who retire are allowed to cash out Extended Illness Bank (EIB) hours at full hourly wages if you are over a certain age and have a certain number of years with the organization. The bank is maxed max out at 400 hours.

One day I was in HR working for a reporting meeting. An employee who was less than a month from hitting the age/tenure threshold was being fired for a miniscule reason.

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep. I remember having to temporarily sit at the desk of some department head to address a network problem, whose desk was covered in paperwork involving some poor custodian who was asking for a medically necessary limited period of light duty as a result of a work-related injury, and this director's handwritten notes all over it, with shit like "if she can't do the job she shouldn't be here, let's draw a line under this," etc. It was clear exactly what they were getting at; they ALL knew the law, hence the handwritten notes and vague language. The casual nature of it was revolting.

Corpos aren't human in any way that matters.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

its not an accident, they often use this excuse to get rid of legacy employees in other industries so they dont have to pay them more down the line, like when they retire or they are set to get more in investments in thier retirements, or thier salary is too high or thier insurance is costing them too much, they just got caught with thier hand in the cookie jar.

they are like testing the waters with the 60yo, then they can apply it to other employees. especially him being 60, likely will retire in 5ish years, ford likely knew that and trying to get rid of him now, but someone in managment made a mistake, and miscalculated when they should get rid of him.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

they are like testing the waters with the 60yo, then they can apply it to other employees.

If I had to guess, I'd say we're way past the "testing" stage and doing this at industrial scale. This just happened to be the kind of egregious implementation of policy that trickles into the news cycle.

For every Kurt Kromm, I'll bet there's a dozen employees fired due parking tickets or misentered vacation or failure to meet some impossible milestone in they're performance plans. More traditional and acceptable routes for firings.

This was just a particularly lazy, sloppy execution

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

100% this is 'we want to fire this guy because he made somebody one or two or three levels above him on the totem pole look really foolish'.

Its the same bullshit as 'oh you don't get your security deposit back because ... we decided you scratched something, somewhere'.

[-] HobbitFoot 57 points 1 week ago

Yeah. If your company is looking that closely into your behavior, they are looking for an excuse instead of a reason.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Or as someone else here said, he was getting too close to retirement or some other kind of seniority/longevity-based benefit that the company didn't want to pay out.

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[-] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

It wasn't about the cookie

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

But to even think of using it as an excuse..

In Norway/most of Europe a lawyer would've had a field day with this case.

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Why isnt there free cookies in the breakroom?

Why are they nickle and diming employees for snacks that give them the energy to do their job well and full?

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 25 points 1 week ago

$1.95 is more than a nickel and a dime... that's a profit center for several people in the supply chain.

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[-] kevinsky@feddit.nl 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Even if he did steal this cookie, imagine valueing your employees so little.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I've gone through psych evals in corporate hiring that ask a bunch of bullshit "would you steal a penny to feed a starving orphan" questions, intended to weed out anyone with an ounce of conscience.

They mostly just teach you to lie to your boss

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[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Imagine having cookies in the break room that you have to pay $2 for... wtf.

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[-] lol_idk@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago

Union didn’t help him at all

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 36 points 1 week ago

Uhhh.... It didn't help him as much as it should have, but my understanding from watching a video about this yesterday is that he already got paid back for the time after he was fired because of the union. So, it did help him some.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

UAW is an awful organization that's basically a "good old boy"'s club. Most reps are just a revolving door of former execs from the Big 3 anyway who work with their buddies to keep workers at bay.

Getting off topic but I'm all for increasing Union membership in this country, but think we also need to discuss the rot that's in the ones that do exist.

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[-] f1error@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

At one point in my life, I coveted and desired to own a Ford above all else.

Today, I can proudly say I have never owned a Ford, and I will NEVER own a Ford. Ford has become an exceptionally shitty company in the past decade or more. For all the history they have, I hope/desire/wish they will cease to exist in the near future.

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

There always used to be a joke in the UK about Fords being cheap on the second-hand market. You could get parts easily, so they were cheap to maintain, as well. But you'd see the ads saying 50k miles, new clutch, new exhaust, new CVs, bearings, etc. because they fell apart all the time. This was back when Japanese cars were proving to the world how reliable cars could be. Nobody I knew wanted a Ford, though some people got them if they were really cheap.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

But the executives can get away with making decisions that kill innocent people to save a few bucks.

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[-] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago

The manufacturer later offered him his job back and agreed to provide back pay for the time he’d spent out of work, but he chose to take a new job elsewhere.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago
[-] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 1 week ago

Companies love firing people rather than letting them retire. Hell even the government loves to do it. It happened to my dad, he got forced into early retirement after 30 years of government service. The union really failed him.

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[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago

The snack shop at my place of employment charges $4.69 for a Tyson chicken patty sandwich. Ya know, the patties that cost $0.85 per patty if you buy a pack at the store. Tuna on wheat? $4.00.

It does have a slice of American cheese on it though.

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[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Thats some fantastic labor law right there

[-] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
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[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Ford is really kicking ass lately. In a bad way

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[-] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

What the fuck

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