For a second I thought Plastic Reduction Bill was some sort of character that got killed by lobbyists at a blitz afterparty, whatever that could be.

Damn You America and Your Title Cased Headlines, They're Such a Headache to Read.

I'm not all worms and tubes. My mom would certainly have told me.. she wouldn't have kept something like that from me.. MOM?!

He's too fat and too old to fuck them, now, so might as well kill them.

I'm over 24 so I guess I get the adult motor sport news?

Aww, another couple of years and he could've witnessed its' collapse. /s

Calvin will grow up to be a manager at a Target, and his superiors will love him.

How do you even drive a foreign minister, remotely?

The driver's seat in there is not much more than a sheet of steel and 10mm of foam covered by vinyl. I hope it was especially equipped for this stunt, or major ow.

I would've thought there were more. Like, there must be at least a hundred fathers out there?

Poor guy, he must've for a second forgotten what country he lives in and that the stasi are everywhere.

Yeah, it's gorgeous. So sharp and rich, almost feels like I'm there.

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