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[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 153 points 1 week ago

This isn't even a joke or hyperbolic.

[-] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago

The last straw for me was when Windows kept overwriting my boot loader. Fixed it by blowing away the Windows partition. Thanks for playing, we have a lovely parting gift for you!

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

i very much prefer separate boxes, but i do have one dual boot system, and i let windows do it instead of grub. it sucks, basically booting windows up just to get the boot menu to switch to linux, but hey. it works. even survived an 8->11 'upgrade' intact.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

If I had to dual boot, I'd be doing it with hot-swappable drives in enclosure bays. The Linux system drive would never be physically attached to the computer when Windows was running. Windows would have no way to even know it was being dual booted.

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[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

But Microsoft removed the "start Linux" option from their bootloader in windows 10 and higher when booting in EFI mode. Maybe you're still booting in CSM mode and you patched w11 to allow this? (W11 doesn't support csm mode)

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You must have missed that the Windows version/implementation of SecureBoot ... and/or BitLocker... have had various NSA backdoors for years.

Thats why shit seems to keep breaking in new crazy ways: Whoops, that backdoor got found out, time to rollout a new one, via a Windows update, that can overwrite your bootsector, on its own, whenever it wants to.

They keep fucking with the bootloader and breaking most dual boot configs because they don't like the idea that they will not always be able to tap your computer via a secret warrant issued by a secret court.

You can't build in a backdoor as a reliable method of spying on people, because people who aren't supposed to know its there will figure it out in... not actually very much time.

There are very good reasons why huge chunks of the EU has their government agencies throwing out Windows.

Google locking down Android is the same thing.

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[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

I've had the same dual boot configuration since around 2018 and this never happens to me, yet I keep reading that it happens to others. I really wonder what I did differently.

[-] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

I've never ran a dual boot setup but from what I read having windows and Linux on separate physical drives is what makes sure windows won't Bork the Linux boot partition

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[-] agentTeiko@piefed.social 58 points 1 week ago

The best joke is when you install Edge on your friends Linux computer when they are not looking and they lose their shit. Like a war vet when fireworks go off.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago

People still out here not locking their screens?

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

Installing programs without needing a password?

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Gotta teach em to lock their rig when they're not using it somehow.

Though I'm still a fan of the 'take a screen shot of the desktop and then remove the actual dekstop' approach.

... hrm... it probably wouldn't be that hard to make a version of 'hollywood' thats augmented by something like a cron job that just checks to see if its open or not, and reopens it if it isnt.

... the matrix has you ...

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 week ago

Me at work every frickin day

[-] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

Me too, fam :(

5pm signals the end of my working day serving capitalism, but also i can go back to using FOSS

Double relief

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Besides solidworks, there isn't anything I do that requires mf'ing windows. I could spin up a vm for solidworks. I hate it.

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 week ago

I mean, my first 30 seconds of experiencing Windows 11 was watching a coworker wait for the file manager to open + render its toolbar, so I don't think I could've really come to a different conclusion...

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago

It's gotten to the stage (on the same hardware) where my Linux OS runs amazing, audio is perfect, and the nVidia drivers work great.. And so do the Windows games via Proton; while my Windows11 OS keeps getting buggier and the NVidia driver displays windows dialogs with garbled text or black zigzags inside dialogs.

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[-] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago

In corporate environment, add Crowdstrike, Zscaler, windows instrumentation, and then some digital experience management solution to report on why apps are so slow, battery life is still only a few hours while it heats the room while sitting 'idle', or trying to render a file explorer window with 20 cores and 32 GB of RAM. Did I mention there are updates and you MUST REBOOT NOW, forget that you are presenting to a client.

Almost as offensive as Dell laptop keyboards on their corpo laptops. Ugh.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

Sounds like your IT doesn't know how to properly orchestrate updates.

Best way to do it in a Windows enterprise environment that I've seen so far:

  • 1 Week: Install in the background silently and finish when the machine reboots.
  • After the week, 2 Days: Warn once that the machine will automatically reboot in 48 hours.
  • 12 hours before forced reboot: Pop up a warning in the corner with the countdown before reboot. Options are reboot now or warn me again in X hours. If you dismiss it without selecting, it pops up again in an hour.

If your Windows machine hasn't rebooted in a week and a half, of course you're going to have performance issues. What, you expect devs to avoid memory leaks?

That all said, the amount of Windows sysadmins who haven't entirely given up on wrestling Microsoft's update bullshittery is shrinking every day.

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[-] LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

Me when I have to use Windows at work (I've gotten to the point of using WSL for as much as I can)

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Theres no way I'd ever be able to install that with our prison lockdown laptops.

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago

It's the smell.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 19 points 1 week ago

I am so pleased i got out of IT at the peak of Windows 7. I have seen all i want to see about 10 and 11. Hard pass from me.

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[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Literally tried to install windows 11 for our office machines last week.

  • installed
  • extremely slow and laggy
  • check process manager
  • just takes 3.7GB to boot up
  • Uninstall and install win10 IoT LTSC and debloat it immediately

unfortunately Linux isn't yet an option because of microsoft office.

[-] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I have been managing with winboat for my office requirements.

[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Is there no hiccups? Because if I want to roll it out in our organization and switch to linux, I really need it to be perfect and fool proof (people that dont know what an OS is will be using it of course)

[-] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd say it works such that any mildly technically competent person can use it.

The problem is that I know The absolute surface level nature of most people's technical ability.

The dual file system nature of winboat would probably cause you issues. All you have to do is save your work to the folder that you have shared between both os's, but equally, I know full well the majority of computer users don't know what a file or directory structure is.

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

I don't expect the office apps to continue supporting ltsc tbh, so hopefully it lasts long enough for you.

Windows does aggressive caching now but will clear that if the memory is needed so I often find the in use value to not be as useful of an indicator now.

I will say if that was a 4gb machine I don't expect it will run 11 that well, we now will only ok 16gb computers. Not just for windows, but chrome et al all have ridiculous memory usage now.

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago
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[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago

He should be glitching and stuttering for the full Windows experience

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember seeing a video about if the matrix was run on windows. it was hilarious

edit: found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX8yrOAjfKM

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[-] isekaihero@ani.social 15 points 1 week ago

I'm a lifelong Windows user. I was using DOS and Windows 3.1 back in the 90's. I learned how to set up and manage windows servers in college. I manage an active directory domain at work.

I did not like Windows 8 or 10. I think removing the start menu was stupid. Changing the right-click context menu was even more stupid. It seems every iteration of Windows up until Windows 7 focused on adding new features and improving the UI, where as every iteration after has stripped features away and made the UI worse.

Windows 11 was the last straw. I built a new PC earlier this year and run Nobara Linux on it. It's not perfect, but it's been fantastic and it works much better than Windows 10 or 11. Thanks to AI chatbots like Gemini I've been able to get help when it comes to learning terminal commands and configuring my OS just the way I want it. It plays all my games from Steam, GOG, itch.io, and even my ROM library. I've even been able to install Amethyst mod manager to install mods for Elder Scrolls Oblivion, which has been great fun. Amethyst also supports other Bethesda titles like Skyrim, Fallout, and Starfield. I'm very happy with it. It feels like I haven't had to sacrifice anything. All my games work, but now I have total control over my UI, when my OS installs updates, and I have privacy again. No tracking BS reporting back to Microsoft.

Also at work we used to have over a thousand windows workstations. We've been switching our users over to chromebooks and now there are less than 100 windows workstations in our domain. Microsoft has lost me as a home customer, and over 90% of our business customers. I think they've shot themselves in the foot because I don't see how cloud computing is going to carry them for much longer. I think almost half of microsoft's cloud runs office 365 and onedrive, which home and office users don't actually need. Libre Office exists and people can use dropbox instead, if they even need it. Many people can just use a USB drive like the old days. Microsoft Azure makes up just over half of microsoft's cloud infrastructure, and a significant portion of their azure market is running AI clusters. I do think there is an AI bubble, and that won't continue for long either.

I think Microsoft is going to have a comeuppance, and it will be well deserved. They brought this upon themselves.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

There’s literally only one application I still need Windows for: EAC (Exact Audio Copy).

Everything else has a (often better) Linux alternative/version, runs in WINE or Proton, or can be used just fine in a virtual machine.

A good pdf editor is what I'm still looking to replace withiht having to deal with Wine. If PDFxchange made a proper Linux port, I'd buy a new license and migrate from windows.

Onenote is something id like a better replacement to because I hate it, but I haven't found a replacement despite trying several of the options. PDFxchange could be my replacement for that though if it was ported.

[-] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Have you tried using LibreOffice Draw? It works pretty well for editing PDFs. Just make sure you have all of the fonts that the PDF uses before opening it.

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[-] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 1 week ago

I am looking for a PDF editor which has support for digital signature. There are some which perform add a gpg signature, but clients want to see the green tick that Adobe provides. That's why I have a internet-less Windows 7 VM having only Adobe Reader and Filezilla.

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[-] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Is there a loops app on f-droid yet?

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

No thats 45 min. 30 sec is way before you finally get the usb to boot on the 3rd time flashing it. Then you find out you need to look up the latest hacky shit needed to make an offline account

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Also, me trying to use a mac.

[-] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 week ago

I have a real question here. Loops is on the fediverse. Can you not embed video from there, or is OP unwilling to do that for whatever reason?

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[-] cybervegan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Can confirm. I used Linux and Unix almost exclusively for about 20 years, and when I more recently had to use Windoze again for work, this is pretty much what happened.

[-] tixooo@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
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