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Mexico using all the cheat codes available
Not to mention the team from Ecuador spent 9 hours in the air for a trip that was supposed to take 4 hours and the airline never gave a reason for the extra 5 hours of flight time, and then when they finally get to their hotel, which had been doxxed, they were greeted by "fans" blaring music outside their rooms all night long. Great hosts.
All while denying Africans their advantage with these stupid ~~advertisements~~ hydration breaks.
I don't care; I heard the orange man is to give out the trophy and man it'd be great if Mexico won.
How can they be high altitude when they're lower than the USA on a map? Checkmate.
Look at a globe... when you're going south you're going uphill.
Globes are manufactured by big round earth to push the round earth agenda. DYOR
Pffft... flat earth is just something pushed by the map making cartels. If the earth was flat then why is Mexico at a higher altitude? Checkmate, flat earthers.
It's like they're a gym leader and challengers have to come to them to face them.
Or like Kramer from Seinfeld facing and dominating kids in sparring.
They're not the only teams living high tho, Bogotá is 2600m high for exemple
imagine a world cup in bolivia
or Jamaica. Different kind of altitude "sickness" though.
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That’s how they won a copa America once
Whoever remains conscious wins. Final match to be played in El Alto
Being at such a high altitude, the effects of gravity are less. This means that players will have a lesser risk of injury when they pretend to be injured.
My 90 year old mom has been getting into World Cup this time around. Knows absolutely nothing about soccer. Very first game she was all "why are they rolling around on the ground like that? Nobody touched them."
In rugby that's quite a common thing in South Africa. Pole jumps in Brazil are slightly higher due to lower gravity. What's the problem here? If you are a pro footballer in 2026, and you care about your sport, you know it and condition yourself accordingly.
Not to mention these guys are all in peak physical condition. It still matters, just not as much as one of us schlubs went.
Without preparation performing at high altitude is torturous. I've seen enough rugby drama around Ellis Park at 1700 standard/5000 freedom meters. But again, pro sport is far beyond slapstick amateur teams crashing pubs night before the game.
I grew up in Boulder CO lol a lot of athletes head up there to train for any kind of running/cycling event. Like, people will train there for the Boston Marathon just cause if you can do it well up there, it'll be better wherever. It definitely makes a difference. But I don't know enough about soccer. Like do they trade people in and out like hockey or football? That'd make a big difference in how much it matters.
At the pro level you get very few substitutions, like 3 for the entire match but maybe it’s been updated since Edit: 5, with extra in overtime and extra for a concussion
Ahh, yeah I imagine soccer to be one of the most physically demanding sports. Running pretty much constantly for that long. I respect the hell out of the players, I just find it far too boring to watch.
Their fans are not the most fair-play crowd either
Yeah. It's not about them being a certain race cos I'm not racist. But those fucking Mexican fans are pieces of shit.
I'm Mexican living in Mexico and I approve this message. Soccer fans are the worst.
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2026
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