Satire, right? Please let it be satire.

10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

Bro discovered thinking.

Let me know if you need anything else!

I hate this so much

As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.

I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.

Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.

In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.

And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.

we went full circle, people.

Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.

Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.

this is hilarious both as a joke and a serious question

OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.

People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨

schizophrenia gets another prophet

Turns out I hallucinate way more than AI.

We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn't think of it yourself.

Chat, are we cooked?

Phenominal satire.

Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!

TulpaGPT

Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.

This is some elitist shit!

Having thoughts in your head and all.

AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH

Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.

The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...

Psychosis?

Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I'm actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.

Its a great way to immediately forget what you're trying to remember.

Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data

WWCD