mitch mocconells lich form can longer sustain his disintigrating body. not even souls can save him now.
STOP TEASING ME!!!!!!!!
Two of them on the very same one
Are you saying it has to be two for one, because sometimes sacrifices must be made
If he shits himself to death on stage I'll rededicate my life to the Lord.
instructions unclear, you are now to serve your landlord
As instructed, dick stuck in landlord
Looks like you forfeited your deposit
i think he left another deposit
I will join your ~~cult~~ religion.
sign me up too, please π«ΆπΌππΌπ€πΌ
The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).
Spooked by the fireworks, actually wouldn't be surprised if he had a thing about loud bangs after getting shot at a couple times
"shot at"
I think the Declaration of Independence was pretty explicit on this and you guys just get another president.
Oh please, oh please, oh please?!?!
Meanwhile, a moribund John Marshall got up from his deathbed on July 4th, inexplicably lucid, and wrote his own epitaph. He died two days later. (Source: Without Precedent by Joel Richard Paul.)
Well that sent me down a rabbit hole. TIL, thanks for the fun fact!
If you're looking for a biography, I highly recommend this one β if only because of the increasingly ludicrous ways he gets roped into positions of responsibility despite just wanting to grill for god's sake and because his relationship with his second cousin Thomas Jefferson epitomizes this meme.
Ohhhhh. I thought it was ishedeadyet dot com
sleepy mushroom shaped* lying crooked
sleepy mushroom shaped* lying crooked sleepy loser that shits his pants.
I hate to be the grammar Nazi guy, but you made some mistakes. I hope this helps? ππΌ
almost forgot: he rapes kids ππΌππΌ
nice hahaha
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