The problem isn't when there's a toilet, the problem is when there is no toilet and my brain suddenly thinks it's okay that there's no toilet. 🫩

You're not my Dad.

when I learned to finally piss in my dreams without wetting the bed, that's when I knew I had truly ascended as a lucid dreamer

Just the night before last I had a dream where I had to pee really bad, but no matter how many times I peed it never felt better. When it finally woke me up I was very grateful that my body refused to actually pee. One of these days my luck's gonna run out...

I keep seeing photos of these two. What’s the context? What’s the original?

What if she asks nicely?

see,
the trick is to know you're in a dream first

I once had a pee dream set in the undefined future. In it, there were plenty of toilets but they were all protected by forcefields. The forcefields were intermittent, but with only moments when they were off, so you could get through only with very precise timing.

I spent the entire dream trying to either match that timing or find a restroom without a forcefield. I didn't succeed at either, but fortunately that meant I didn't try to pee, either.

That said, the moment I woke up I immediately ran to the real life ... I hope ... Bathroom.

Curiously I have pee dreams where I pee, but it doesn't take and I soon need to pee again.

So my brain seems to know how to pretend pee.

Reminds me of the time I went to spit off of the roof of a building while in a dream.

I ended up hocking a big loogie right in my bed 2 inches from my face. That was fun to wake up to.

I used to have less deep sleep and more than once, woke up, walked to the bathroom, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake and not dreaming so could not pee. I was just so exhausted I didn't know if I was asleep or awake!

Loving this spin on the good ol image macro!

All the toilets in my dreams are broken or otherwise unusable. It's deeply frustrating at the time, but I guess I should be thankful.

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