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Halp my pp is haunted.
And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.
Who the fuck was the snitch!
What's fellti?
That's a grown-up thing, you'll learn soon enough.
Edit: having now watched the clip I see the endless ways I could've answered this better. Goddammit.
It's supposed to read fellatio, but whoever captioned this tried to censor it, was just the only option I found in my 30 second search for this image.
Post nut clarity sanctity.
A photo of the church is more than enough for geoguessers to figure it out.
And said geoguessers are already in heaven
Preface: I’m not good at this.
That doesn’t look like most church style architecture in most of the US, unless it’s in the North East / New England maybe? It almost looks more European. Also a female pastor wearing a collar like that seems unusual for the US. (Maybe Episcopalians do this? Not sure.) maybe these pics don’t even go together. I might guess that shockingly this whole story is fake.
Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
She practiced, did she get better?
Um hi I have a demon
🎶 There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen 🎶
I'm sure you have to be an acquainted faithful to receive that service
If I knew there were bjs to be had I'd have been willing to give church a shot. The few times I went there it was just a crabby old man reading his storybook to everyone.
Demons hate this little trick.
As an atheist I've suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.
Send help. Specifically this pastor.
So you should all know that I founding a new church!
The Church of the Clean Bill of Health!
Got a clean bill of health? You're welcome at my church!
I have a gluttony demon. This may require repeat appointment-Er, I mean "anointments"
When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
I am pretty sure there are porn movies with this exact theme
We have female pastors now?
I had a female pastor in my church almost 30 years ago. so yes we have female pastors for a while now.
Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They're in me and I desperately need this woman's help. Please. I'm suffering.
Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.
But which church? There are so many disgusting demon sucking pastors.
I'm pretty sure I have demon in me. Where do I apply?

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