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  • [–] 63 points 2 months ago

    And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Who the fuck was the snitch!

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  • [–] 45 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Post nut clarity sanctity.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    A photo of the church is more than enough for geoguessers to figure it out.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    And said geoguessers are already in heaven

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Preface: I’m not good at this.

    That doesn’t look like most church style architecture in most of the US, unless it’s in the North East / New England maybe? It almost looks more European. Also a female pastor wearing a collar like that seems unusual for the US. (Maybe Episcopalians do this? Not sure.) maybe these pics don’t even go together. I might guess that shockingly this whole story is fake.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!

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    [–] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    She practiced, did she get better?

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    [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    That’s just the next thing you do when praying the gay away doesn’t work.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    🎶 There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen 🎶

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    [+] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 11 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm sure you have to be an acquainted faithful to receive that service

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Demons hate this little trick.

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    As an atheist I've suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.

    Send help. Specifically this pastor.

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    [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Pretty sure I've seen that plot somewhere

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    So you should all know that I founding a new church!

    The Church of the Clean Bill of Health!

    Got a clean bill of health? You're welcome at my church!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    I have a gluttony demon. This may require repeat appointment-Er, I mean "anointments"

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    [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I am pretty sure there are porn movies with this exact theme

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    The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Should've advertised it as an exorcism.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    We have female pastors now?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago*

    Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They're in me and I desperately need this woman's help. Please. I'm suffering.

    Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    But which church? There are so many disgusting demon sucking pastors.

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    [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    The body of Christ, given for you. Take and eat.

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    [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure I have demon in me. Where do I apply?

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