It is very difficult to accurately track the source of a quote on the internet." Abraham Lincoln

A confident man covers neither and walks.

Man who walks on his hands will have crack up

That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can't see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn't clear)

A red hot chili man puts a sock on his noodle and crosses the road

Nah, I'm okay with getting hit in the face if the only other option to get hit are my balls. Not sure covering my face would even mask my identity to people who already would recognize me.

I played naked frisbee in college one time. I hadn't realized it before, but running with your nuts flopping around is fucking painful. I had to hold them with one hand which is fine when you're playing frisbee, but how the hell did men fight like that with a sword in one hand and a shield on the other arm?

Why are these men walking through crowds naked? Was this a common issue in Sun Tzu's time???

Favorite quote of the day

eric forman, wise beyond his years.

I heard this many years ago in a different context, as a joke of sorts.

"If you came out of a shower naked holding only a wash cloth, and there were people in the room unexpectedly, which part would you cover?"

"My face."

"Have you heard the tale of Darth Pendulous the Wise?"

Gotta give the boys some support when you get up to speed.

I learn something new everyday

a bard wears donuts