Just say they're banned from graveyards, because they pulled that shit all the time without burying them again. You need to stay consistent and plausible with those lies. 😉

What in the name of Cthulhu is this?

... But Irish coffee, though??

Are you... Gerald?

The one thing which COULD justify it, is technical debt. A programming language not supported anymore or in short-term/mid-term, bus factor, too much knowledge transfer, etc. But yeah, lots of times it's "business as usual" just for "progress" and fancy buzzwords.

For real... "device hoarding". Lol. What about "saving", "environmentally friendly", NOT wasting resources for nothing"? No, we need a negative term for that!

Maybe they should call themselves ICES

Huh? I mean, damn, lots of comments are wild. Just let people breathe a bit. Sometimes I'm also only realizing one or two things after I started talking. Sometimes even mid-sentence. And also, maybe for some people "huh" is just an instinctive reaction they burp out randomly. Also I go with the "what's huh after all" comment. Maybe they just abstracted the meaning of it in those simple letters. Maybe "huh" means a world to them

Isn't that called Karma instead of crazy?

Wait, isn't there an offline copy of a part of Wikipedia? The article Just by yourself a nice printer with enough ink and do it yourself ;)

Why don't you just ask Chat-GPT o3 every time? Works like a charm!

A monolith