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A'boot, and they're a'boot to tell you a'boot it.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

You know how Canada got it's name right?

Early explorers asked someone "Where are we?"

"CND."

"What?"

"CND. You're in CND."

"I don't follow, can you spell it?"

(SIGH!) "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't read the comm name and, for a second, I toque that question seriously.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

slow clap

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 8 points 3 weeks ago

What's a Canadian's favorite piece of clothing?

Anything not made in the USA.

[-] SnugZebras@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

...so anything?

[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 4 points 3 weeks ago

Anything except for the slipshod crap made by companies who proudly slap "MADE IN THE GOOD OL' US OF A" on the label, yes.

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