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A'boot, and they're a'boot to tell you a'boot it.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

You know how Canada got it's name right?

Early explorers asked someone "Where are we?"

"CND."

"What?"

"CND. You're in CND."

"I don't follow, can you spell it?"

(SIGH!) "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

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