Algae's victory is inexorable. After humans are gone, there will still be algae in the reflecting pool.
The extremist terrorist organization known as Al-Gae.
THe CHeMICALs are tuRniNg tHE alGAE GaY
soo... are the algae all-gay now?
they better be
DHMO strikes again
Also the leading cause off 99% of drownings!
This is the Al-Gae agenda
Well, we're talking about this random inconsequential bullshit, so I guess they're actually winning.
For as fucking miserable as it is on a nearly daily basis, I’m okay with actually having a laugh about something so beyond stupid.
Why didn't they use chlorine?
The reflecting pool is supplied with water from the Tidal Basin. It’s not really possible to chlorinate it.
My guess is that then someone could do a real funny by dumpimg some bleach in afterwards.
You didn't, perhaps, mean ammonia?
Mr president a second algae has struck the pond
Missing a picture of the National Guard, nationally guarding the not sure what exactly at the reflecting pool
We're losing
What do you mean 'we'?
I'm on team algae here.
unless you're a leading figure or part of a belligerent group involved in the conflict, I doubt Wikipedia will include you
I'm still on the winning side, though.
i can supply nitrogen. and long chains of carbohydrates. and sulfates. and...
what else is in shit? i can supply shit.
pst, milk is amongst the worst chemicals to put in freshwater. it'll remove all the oxygen and result on a very stinky swamp.
i'm lactating as hard as a can doctor, just like, it's not very effective
Aww, I was really hoping this was real.
it isn't ? 😭
I couldn't find it on wiki, but I only tried for like 2 minutes
Never ask an Aussie about the war on emus and never ask an United Statesian about algae or some shit
No centralised leadership
AS FAR AS WE KNOW!!
The president of Algae:
That's what the Algae Mother wants us to think. Those of us who know the truth wait in both reverie and terror for the day her bloom smothers us all.
Whatever Algae Mother wants
Algae Mother gets
And little man, little Algae Mother wants you
What if this turned out to be how evil plant alien people made themselves known. By mind controlling algea in a big pool.
They’re already in Washington. They’ve been spotted along both coasts for quite some time.. planning? Scheming? I don’t know the answers; all I have are questions. Questions and facts!
Pretty sure they've already infiltrated my roommate's bathroom.
They’re even in my brand new bird bath. I built it myself so they was probably hiding in the pump I bought.
Maybe Iran will step in to block algae traffic in the reflecting pool.
God I hope not. I'm already paying exorbitant prices for algae.
Shit, I’ve forgotten to buy spirulina for so long that It’s gone out of fashion. I don’t even know where to look without buying it online.
The algae might even have nuclear capabilities
If its even a possibility we need to strike now and throw several more tens of millions of dollars at this. Start a task force.
are they Eukaryotic? so they have nuclei. close enough
nO nEw wArS!
He fucks everything he touches.
Does the J. stand for "Dick Fingers"?
"there's no Jayin' dickfingers" doesn't really work as a punchline. let's woodshed this.
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