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Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!
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Grab em by the flaggella
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Whoever does those signs through Orinda is always on fire and they’re always so consistently topical.
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The thin green line.
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Careful or he will nuke the algae
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To be fair, as someone who's fought algae for years, I can attest that it's fucking hard to do.
But I lost the battle for way less than 300 million dollars.
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Honestly, throwing money in the pond would probably work. Specifically pennies. Dissolve enough copper and you'll have a vivid blue reflecting pool that also happens to be toxic to algae (and most other life forms).
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Algae survived the biggest disasters the planet ever has seen. Don't underestimate algae. It will be your death.
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It was those witches again. They cursed the national Mall to remain green until the unredacted Epstein files are released and the child rapists finally face justice.
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Is that northbound 101 out of San Luis Obispo?
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Let the algae turn into oil.
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