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[-] gaterush@lemmy.world 79 points 3 weeks ago

This reminds me of the large road signs I've seen that warn against distracted driving

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 22 points 3 weeks ago

I always have a chuckle at those

[-] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bring….

…back…

…Burma Shave…..

….signs!

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

They always make me do a doubletake

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

stares at the asphalt

Well great, now I can't see where I'm g-- 💥

[-] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's zero calories!

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 62 points 3 weeks ago

This is sort of a real thing: in touristy areas they sometimes have signs warning of pickpockets, which causes people to check their wallet location and alerts the pickpockets where the wallet is for easier snatching.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

That's why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Pretend your wallet is missing. Start freaking out and accusing others around you of stealing jt.

No sense trying to pickpocket the guy with no wallet

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 3 weeks ago

Also makes the actual pickpockets wonder if someone is working the area and better than them, since they didn't see it happen.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle

[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hahah... Wait, why were you watching?? Are you a pickpocket?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wrist watch...wedding band...

Nothing in my hands...nothing up my sleeves...

Headphones, cap...

Phone...keys...wallet...empty....

(Casually adjust wedgie hoping nobody notices)

HEY MACARENA.

[-] multifariace@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What do you do if you're naked, though?

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Start digging. Make sure you clearly pull out a few hundreds and put them back in.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd assume in that case one would be using their prison wallet.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 1 points 3 weeks ago

Just stick your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Want to pickpocket me? 😏

[-] radix@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

4D chess: the pickpockets put up the warning signs.

[-] wurstgulasch3000@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fellow fish listener or do you just also happen to know that fact?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fish listener? Like Aquaman?

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

some people strapped thier wallet to a pouch under thier shirt, so its likely wont get snatched if its close to your skin.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

If only they would do that with my virginity....

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no step-burglar, I'm stuck

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Should have messy scotch tape, slightly tilted, maybe a corner peeled off

[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Caveat caveat

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

OMG THAT IS SO IRONIC

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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