Finally, a thread JUST FOR ME!
10/10 joke
Nice try, palantir
True socialism has never been farted
All politics springs from the barrel of my butthole
America was closest to socialism just before the black civil rights movement motivated racist white people to dismantle public infrastructure and the social safety net. Why? Because the government was doing so much stuff you guys!
This was an actual take I saw in the wild and got dogpiled for contradicting on TikTok a few days ago
Too bad, this website is full of libs, owls, cats, and possibly very round bears
I peed my pants.
Removed by mod for being a tankie anarkiddie liberal
Love your name.
Me an innocent anarkiddy 
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo