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[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 31 points 21 hours ago

I work for a company you've never heard of that just laid off ~13% of their workforce. Not a tech firm. Not even a business that has frequent layoffs. The recession was probably the last time this happened. Later the same day, I wander off to a conference room where I find one my colleagues. I asked him how he was doing and he said, "the thing that bugs me the most is that a whole bunch of people just got fired and we're supposed to keep going like nothing happened."

I felt that. Something big happened. Layoffs like that basically destroy any trust that employees have in the organization. Not only do a bunch of people lose their jobs, they're often abruptly thrown out of the building. The ones who are left are left to wonder if they'll be next.

Zuck is going to have face the fact that once that bell has been rung, it cannot be un-rung.

[-] one_old_coder@piefed.social 6 points 16 hours ago

It depends on the size of the company I guess. In a small startup I got fired with a bunch of lies and I disappeared in a few minutes. Only one guy called me to understand what happened. All the other employees pretended I never existed, and I'm pretty sure they trusted the boss and his lies.

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 8 points 20 hours ago

The ones who are left are left to wonder ~~if~~ when they’ll be next.

FTFY

[-] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 day ago

Did anyone tell him that "the beatings will continue until morale improves" is meant to be sarcasm?

[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 63 points 1 day ago

"I was told high morale would increase employee performance. So I made it company policy to show high morale."

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 7 hours ago

The Chick-Fil-A business model

[-] classic@fedia.io 51 points 1 day ago

Zuckerberg offered employees access to permanent desks, a symbolic gesture that unintentionally illustrated how expendable many of them had become.

lol in a dystopian kind of way

[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago

"Don't forget, you're here forever... or at least until you're replaced by a machine."

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago

One more pizza party oughta do it.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Pizza? What is this, a charity? The full-time employees invited to the popcorn party are encouraged to bring their own butter from home.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago

The thing is once you kill your culture it’s dead.

It is replaced with a new shittier culture, one where nobody wants to show their personality or put themselves out there and possibly piss off a vindictive HR.

[-] DigDoug@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] corbindallas@fedinsfw.app 12 points 21 hours ago

burn his hawaii holdings

[-] HobbitFoot 23 points 1 day ago

Reading the article, it appears that Zuckerberg is trying to get his staff back operating like they are a startup with events like a hackathon. That his staff are no longer participating is indicating that they aren't treating Meta like a startup any more.

It isn't that Zuckerberg wants his staff to act like they are having fun, but to get back into a startup mentality where they will hopefully over perform and are instead treating it as a job where there isn't an incentive to work harder.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Seriously. How is he THIS far removed from reality?

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

How could a billionaire not be? Pretty sure this has been pretty well studied. Having too much money is basically toxic.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Reptilian robots create their own reality.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago

Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 day ago

Meta's new motto: Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die!

[-] KnitWit@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

Enjoy your time at Meta, it’ll be over before you know it!

[-] cloudless@kbin.earth 14 points 1 day ago

“Sure, some people might have lost their jobs, but hey, you still have yours - so rejoice! Loosen up, have some fun!”

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago

"Survivor guilt?! I think you mean 'survivor glee!'"

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Survivor quilting, because fun will now commence

[-] kbal@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

Is it even possible to run Facebook so badly that it stops making money? I guess we're finding out.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You must obey the dance commander

Giving out the order for fun

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

Radio message from H.Q.:

Dance Commander, we love you.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 5 points 23 hours ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe Zuck should pay his employees more for the extra work put on them from the layoff, to lift their spirits.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2026
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