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[-] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 hours ago
[-] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 points 3 hours ago

"Are you offended by this? Are you offended by this? You have TDS!" (Obama living rent free in their heads.)

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

What is this clown show timeline

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago

trump sure drags a lot of sludge around with him. He can have as many sycophants parroting him as he likes but we all know, deep down, that he knows he ain't above us, he's beneath us.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 46 points 13 hours ago

"Regularly concussed man has stupidist possible opinion and tells it to a rich clown"

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

This really is disgusting and goes back to a general question for all Americans. Around the world politicians and celebrities by and large strive to represent the best of the nation they are from regardless of where on the political spectrum they lean.

Do you feel this best represents you as an American? When you want the world to think of America do you want them to think "they think black people are apes and black women look like men"? Does a man say "Grab women by the pussy" and that's a valid opinion? Is it acceptable for men to rape children?

You don't need to answer. It's rhetorical. You all made your choice it is what you think.

If you voted for him or didn't vote, or voted Republicans in general, listen to Rogan, watch UFC, etc. Get your shit together. We are all laughing at you not with you.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

You all made your choice it is what you think.

No, we fucking didn't.

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

Sometimes the absolutism on Lemmy is exhausting. You’re 100% right.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Ugh can you just stop it already. They're mostly right.

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It’s almost like you are purposely trying to negate gerrymandering and the many reasons why people don’t/can’t vote which does not mean they support or agree with something. The world and choices are grey. Always has been. So, can you, and others, stop with the black and white camps you paint the world (or the US) in?

Less than half of the population got Trump elected.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It's always amazing to see who the folks responsible for this naked fascist media are. 9/10 times it ends up being some random assholes with no economic or political clout in a third rate social media comments section.

[-] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

What obviously instantly gets me about the "grab em by the pussy" is this and other brags is not just "locker talk"..he's literally admitting and bragging about sexually assaulting women. "When you're a star they let you do it"... Like i guess im preaching to the choir but to me is super easy to draw the line at someone overtly proud of sexually assaulting women.

I'm listening to alot of Norm Macdonald and a popular joke is about Bill Cosby being a hypocrite and how most rapists are hypocrite...Meanwhile we have a president who's literally open about his abuse of women and thats not a dealbreaker for Christians - he's actually sent by god somehow.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Well, this sport seems to lead to significant levels of brain damage. I mean, attending this stupid shit show in the first place, then talking stupid shit like that, all while accepting worthless Trump crypto instead of payment.

Stupidity or masochism? You decide.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

UFC has a big conservative following in general, especially for gymbros. im not surprised. colby(WHO IS A TRUMPER) was obviously the most vocal one for years prior to P47.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 82 points 19 hours ago

Dude literally just cage matched for a pedo. Who gives a fuck what he thinks

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 12 hours ago

He said giddily while tightly grabbing the masculine hands of Slow Rogan.

Mannerisms don’t matter, hell I’m pretty fruity myself. But content and intent does.

Even if Michelle was, then what? Who cares.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 11 hours ago

Even as a woman she's a better man than any of these fucking losers.

[-] Kage520@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago

Did he lose a fight to her or something?

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 points 11 hours ago

He probably realised she’s more centered and at peace than he is and that threatens his toxic masculinity.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

roids/peds shrunk your brain and balls, so that makes him a woman?

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 18 hours ago

"your ex-president's wife/first Lady humanitarian attorney loved personality has masculine features hahahahaha"

"Bro, you're literally simping for actual Nazis, when this comes to a head, there's a good chance you'll be banished and depending on your actions, hanged for treason"

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 12 hours ago

Don't banish him. Where the hell are you sending him, Australia?

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Yes. The bush, preferably.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

Someplace with no protein, misery, and natural disadvantage for people like him.

...I suppose... that only leaves the one place... That... hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...

[-] 5wim@infosec.pub 2 points 11 hours ago

It's the void of deep space

[-] Fluke@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago

In orbit around the sun, somewhere between earth and mars. (and you can't prove otherwise)

[-] socsa@piefed.social 30 points 20 hours ago

Rent fucking free.

[-] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago

Well, that's just embarrassing. And Rogan stands there grinning like a monkey. The world thinks we're stupid...because we are.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I lost respect for him that I didn't even know I had left.

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

Did anyone expect anything better from the White Trash House?

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[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 112 points 1 day ago

Hilarious that Bud Light is a sponsor after MAGA canceled them. Everyone involved is a degenerate.

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[-] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago

Why do I see 'banned' on the post?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

https://lemmy.world/modlog?page=1&actionType=ModBan&userId=20696405

Note that the ban was enacted later than this post here, so it was not directly affected by it.

[-] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Joe Rogan would have instantly made himself a million fans if he had reacted by socking the bigot in the face. Just BLAST. No regerts.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago

Or make a sieg heil pose and get 3 million more fans

Why would Rogan hit one of his fellow MAGA bigots? He probably agrees with him

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

HE FOLLOWS where the grifts is at.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Fuck you Dana White and the fucking horse you ride on in.

How it was funny thinking back UFC was then seen as an alternative to WWE, but instead it does get to be an unofficial government department... uh, the "Department of Distractions".

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[-] catboy_slim@lemmy.zip 12 points 20 hours ago

Let's say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump's relationship with marriage make him look better?

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